2006-09-24 01:55:36 · 15 answers · asked by johnboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Yeah i told this one the other night on here and got slated, What do R h and Elton John have in common, They both have skid marks on their helmets..
2006-09-24 01:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 13⤊ 3⤋
Not really - be honest with you I'm on here for a good old fashioned rant! bad taste they may be but these kind of jokes will be around for as long as there are people who will laugh at them - its a human thing - we laugh because we're scared it'll happen to us - so we turn it around, we make fun of it - so c'mon people laugh while you can!
No-one forced the 'Hamster' (yawn...I can just imagine the chuckles at BBC Allied High Command Bunker when the 'Clarkster' thought that one up) into the Vampire (doesnt the name put you off?????) he got into it himself as it made good telly - he crashed as he lost control - end of - now we have to suffer the endless messages of support and sympathy because he was on the TV - therefore making him into some sort of frigging supreme being. He's a TV presenter paid mega bucks to do a two minute segment -before you level the name 'boring fart' at me - his monthly earnings would pay off most of your mortgages - not bad for a two minute segment with a work schedule lasting a mere six months
2006-09-24 02:29:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard Hammond was out joy riding when his joy turned to disaster.
2006-09-24 02:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what do richard hammond and elton john have in common? they both have skids on there helmets.......
2006-09-24 09:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by sexysolt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doe anybody know any Johnboy Jokes?
2006-09-24 02:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by mentor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont think its a laughing matter it only happened wednesday and everyone thinks its funny to say jokes about him.this was a serious crash he could have died.do u think it would be funny if people started saying jokes about princess diana when she died in a car crash cos i dont.
2006-09-24 06:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by pinkdragon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
R.H tested positive for drugs after his crash.
The police later said in a statement "it was Top Gear"
2006-09-24 02:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
jeremy clarkson was found in bed with lily savage.
mind you he is not the first top gear presenter to be fucked by a dragstar
2006-09-24 02:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Just look in the mirror,you won't need any jokes then... CU NT
2006-09-24 02:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by ♥HELLO♥ 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
whilst the nurses wheeled him to the general ward the bed rolled over onto the floor
2006-09-24 01:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by naughty boy 1 · 1⤊ 6⤋