The truth about boys and girls... finally?

Question

"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.

2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.

3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.

6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.

7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instintively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.

8. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.

9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.

12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.

13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.

14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

Answer 1

I'm Going To Give Ya The Best Answer For At Least To Make Me Laugh : D

Answer 2

That's absolutely rubish conclusion. You think that you're setting the world on fire. But you just right some obvious crap. A boy becomes a man when he figured out what morals and desires he has and is not afraid to exercise them. A girl just goes with the flow.

Answer 3

the difference between most men and boys is simply the price of there toys,real men are getting very scarce to find these days.I have been told I am a real man. and a real gentleman,and that I am rare,being a man is something created,you have to work at it, you cant be a sheep following the flock, you can create and change yourself into any way you wont, if you work at it, I had no man figure in my life, so i HAD to MAKE myself into a man, you can do anything you wont with yourself, if you don t like something about yourself . change it, till you like yourself,

Answer 4

All of this, with the exception of #14, is pure battle of the sexes crap!

There is no easy box to put Men and Women.

And who still uses a VCR!

Answer 5

Hahah, nice

Answer 6

OK
Thanks

Answer 7

THANX! really nice! loved it! you're a girl, you're sopposed to write these, but still i loved them!. i could write the same about girls, don't get too perky.

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Answer 8

really makes sense, nice one!

Answer 9

Stop putting us boys down like that....;-(

Answer 10

vague