we found this bible book in the woods, and have learned to read it, It says ALL that call on the name of the lord will be saved, how about us bigfoot people, does that include us?,signed.mr forest sky yeti. a quick responce would be great. I climbed in this humans window, and am useing his computor, and he might wake up ,
2006-09-23 22:38:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
ha.ha.ha.,that is way too funny !!!!..Better be careful the human might wake up ,and eat YOU....
2006-09-23 22:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by *Glowing* *Wings* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is for every body, even those who have been stealing for the last donkey years.The bigfoot people and all those who stole computers and are using it. The Lord is calling you to repentance. If you call upon His name you will be saved provided you are decided to abandone bigfooting. God bless.
2006-09-24 05:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by patrick w 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Bigfoot, but I think you'll have to burn in hell for all eternity. You see, God hates hairy, apelike creatures and only created you for a laugh. Besides, breaking into human homes is a crime and a mortal sin for your species, so that's a double whammy I'm afraid. Congrats on your English skills tho! You're better than most of the posters on this site.
2006-09-24 05:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yup, you're included also. Looking foreward to meeting you in heaven!
2006-09-24 05:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What to make of it? Toilet paper.
The paper they use for the pages are very soft but resistant to water.
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2006-09-24 05:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes-if you can read it you can do it. call on the name of the lord...you'll feel more human in the end.
2006-09-24 05:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by lalahey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forgive him, Lord, he knows not what he asks...
2006-09-24 05:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by traydenma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, even you!
2006-09-24 05:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand...weird
2006-09-24 05:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by Blair Waldorf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn it.
2006-09-24 05:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jose Esoj 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋