2006-09-23 22:34:50 · 33 answers · asked by ********************* 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey, we could almost pass as twins!
2006-09-25 05:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Girl, you crack me up. I mean, here I sit, day in and day out, shwoing you all you want to see. I even tilt a wee bit just to get the right shine from the window so's you think you look good. I do all that for you! Baby, I mkae you look good! And what do I get for my effort? Not a thank you! No, ma'am. Not a bob of the head in gratitutde? Not a chance. Do I even get a shine? Don't bet your gopod looks on it! Your good looks? What good looks? You're nothing without me! Nothing! Do you hear me? Nothing! Don't walk away from me while I'm talking to you! Hey! I said NOTHING! I give you the confidence to leave this room in the morning! I tell you when you need your beauty sleep! And, baby, do you ever need your beauty sleep!See? You come back 'cause you need me, baby. YOU! NEED!M... what's that for? Gonna adjust my hooks? Oh, your brillant intellicate astonishes me. You can't adjust my screws with a hammer! Damn good thing I make you beautiful, cause you sure not gonna get far on your brains! Yea? Go ahead and take a swing! Hammer verses screws... Stupid.... Wait a minute... aren't you gonna move me out of the way first?... Use you head stupid! Swing now and you're gonna hit... Hey, hey, hey... beauty sleep? Did I say you need...? Ho, ho.. you misunderstood, baby. I meant that sleep needs to borrow some beauty from you. yea, that's it! You are one hot mamma! Not that you look old enough to be a mamma... no way baby! You look a sweet early 30s.... Late twenties...?... ah come on. Put the hammer down... please....?"
The Chronicler
2006-09-23 23:10:15 · answer #2 · answered by The Chronicler 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Listen dahling, you know I love me more than anyone but if you wear that dreadful shade of lipstick again I'm afraid I'll just have to strangle you and hide my corpse in Mirrorworld. Now smile, good, nothing between my teeth. Go get 'em you heartless wench!"
2006-09-23 22:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Putting on a little bit of weight ay? Looks good on you. And that gray hair sure makes you look distinguished
2006-09-23 22:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're a Beautiful man!
2006-09-24 00:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goodmorning katerina!
(it would recognise me, this is important)
Have another day being yourself.
katerina
2006-09-23 22:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by katerina c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would say"Gosh you look great for 30!!Whats your secret?"
2006-09-23 23:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by firefly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get some windex and clean this crap off of me already!!!!
2006-09-23 22:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Islander 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go in the basement and dig a pit.
2006-09-23 22:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would say that I think I'm ugly.
2006-09-23 22:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋