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Hello I'm serving in the army me and other soldiers pretty much have the same diet but my fart smells so bad it affects up to 20 people in open air. This is so embarrassing. What can I do???

2006-09-23 21:02:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

15 answers

Get some chlorophyll pills at a health food store - that should help a lot. Try to avoid cabbagy foods, including broccoli. Cutting down on red meat helps a lot of people, too, but since you're not in control of what they feed you, I'd definitely try chlororphyll - and beano as well, but that cuts down on quantity more than odor,

2006-09-24 07:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by Maple 7 · 0 0

I most recently had a fart of serious magnitude such as yourself. my girlfriend was standing right in the nucleus of the fart and i felt i had to do something. But why? I found my expulsion to be a lovely musk, therefore, I sat back, relaxed, and gave birth to another monumental air bisquit. These are the times.

2006-09-24 04:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

you need to go to see a doctor you could have some pockets in your colon that get infected it's called diverticulites can't spell either but he will know they will give you a lower G.I. which is barium or white stuff up your anus and put air up your *** to see the pockets and you have to hold this in and it cramps and hurts till you let it go . now i'm serious i've had it done they also clean you out so there is nothing inside of you usmc

2006-09-24 04:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 1 0

So do mine. Find a corner where no one is and let rip.
Could be what you eat, try doing a cleansing diet you can get them from your chemist. call it an internal broom it might help.
If not well you will just have to live with it

2006-09-24 04:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by tracey o 1 · 1 0

depends on what you are eating -- some people disgest food better than others -- cruciferous vegetables like broccoli and brussels sprouts can do different things to peoples digestive systems, so can milk, beans, etc -- you might want to figure out whats doing it and stop eating that.

2006-09-24 04:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Get some Beano.....light a match(not recommended on night patrols). lay off the tobasco!!

2006-09-24 04:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by rswdew 5 · 0 0

U and I must have eaten the SAME FOODS lately; l o l ! I ate something NEW to me; Red Wine Vinegar on Collard Greens; IT TASTES OK!

2006-09-24 04:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by Brown Eyed Susan 2 · 0 1

Take acidophilus, you wont get gas as much. Its great for the digestive tract.

2006-09-24 22:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0 0

Take a sniff of Jif.

2006-09-24 04:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you need a healthy diet to stop the pong xx

2006-09-24 04:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0 0

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