"Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you"Jesus favors more government handouts for welfare cheats.
"Judge not, that you be not judged"Jesus is soft on crime
"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's"Jesus will raise your taxes.
"Do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other"Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?
Jesus- Wrong on social services Wrong on crime Wrong on defense Wrong for America
2006-09-23 19:05:53 · 11 answers · asked by notdon 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/files/onthestands/ots_446/jesus.html
2006-09-23 19:12:25 · update #1
Democrats are so immature.
2006-09-23 19:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That's part of it. Don't forget:
-The Prodigal Son revolving door ad.
-The swift boat captains for Pontius ad.
-The Jesus is unfaithful because he cures on Sunday ad
-Having Judas speak at the RNC as a liberal that has seen the light.
But seriously, what will the Republican slogans be in 2008?
Vote Republican - our next guy will be better
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Vote Republican - no more retards, we promise
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Vote for Rudy - all he did was thank the firemen, he didn't invade Iraq
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Vote Republican - The Democrats will just waste a lot of money rebuilding New Orleans
2006-09-24 02:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by imnogeniusbutt 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The average Conservative is so Old Testament that they probably think Jesus is just a "politically incorrect" pronunciation of their gardener's name (no offense meant). I think that if Jesus came back right now, and didn't tell anyone, the Conservatives would call him a hippie liberal. And we'd be happy to take him in!
2006-09-24 02:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by The Man of Steel 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The real question is, who would win between Jesus, Arnold Schwartzenegger, or Oprah Winfrey?
2006-09-24 02:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by martin h 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let me guess. The purpose of you posting this question is to see how many of your liberal idiot comrades will come on here and praise you for your brilliance and tell you how much they agree with you and how justified you are in doing this? And you can all chuckle and laugh and go snort a few lines of coke with your gay brothers and sisters and all feel this great warmth and camaraderie that goes with being a liberal.
2006-09-24 02:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by gizzardout 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Rove and all the conservative fools on this site would constantly be slandering him as a "pinko", knee-jerk, idiot liberal as well. But that's how they operate. Slander, hypocracy, and just plain old meanness.
2006-09-24 02:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Skippy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes you are right. I can't imagine Bush giving any respect to Jesus. He respects no one. He is a man of stone.
2006-09-24 02:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
kind of makes you wonder why all these christian coalition assholes support bush jr. let's count how many of them tell you to go to hell.
2006-09-24 02:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if you LET THEM ANSWER IT FOR YOU.
VOTE, MY FRIEND, and if you dont like this rare freedom ... than feel free to sail away!
2006-09-24 02:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny Cash 101 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I THOUGHT BUSH WAS GOD SO JESUS WOULD LOSE WOULDN'T HE?
GOD THE ALMIGHTY BUSH
2006-09-24 02:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋