Lets say she went on a cruise to like Alaska, or somewhere colder, and the ship crashed, and only she survived, and then got stuck there and she had boxes of money and furs would she.......
A) End up dying within ten minutes because she is too stupid to live.
B) Eventually figures out that, she can wear the fur coats, and burn the money to keep herself warm, and also figures out how to fish, and eat the dead people to survive. But eventually gets eaten by a five-thousand pound polar bear that devours her brutaly.
C) In the shipwreck, she finds a box of supplies, and since she has no servants or people to help her because everybody is dead, confuses a bottle of bleach for milk and drinks the bleach, thinking it is milk, and just dies, and then gets devoured by sea lions who get diarrhea afterwards (and the diarrhea is not caused by the bleach she drank earlier either).
D) A combination of A & C.
2006-09-23 18:27:52 · 19 answers · asked by Queen Kitty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Abtually I am not jelaous of her, I am way cuter than her. I feel sorry for her, she looks like a man no amount of money or plastic surgery will fix that.
2006-09-23 18:54:04 · update #1
This is why people like Paris Hilton are in this world, so other people can poke fun at them, she wants attention and so we are giving it to Miss Hilton by making fun of her. She is like a jester in the world of celebrities, here to entertain me and make me laugh. So therefore, the question does not suck. Its perfectly acceptable.
2006-09-23 19:03:20 · update #2
It is spelled glamorous got it?
2006-09-23 19:15:12 · update #3
Lol, Thank you all for your funny answers
2006-09-23 19:29:04 · update #4
All you guys that got butt hurt by this little joke are a bunch of whiny little asshats, and to the person whos' avatar is named after paris get your own ******* avatar name, quit being so pathetic and get your own identity. I am sure that paris is sooo glamorous especially when she gets the runs her **** just comes out glamorous.Lol. And paris could be a model yes, for iliteracy in America.
2006-09-24 01:42:27 · update #5
Paris is a walking cartoon character. Lol.
2006-09-24 01:42:59 · update #6
I'm going with A. Even she is too stupid for C and definitely too stupid for B.
2006-09-23 18:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
B - I don't think she's as stupid as the makes out. I think she's just playing the whole 'dumb blonde' thing, for attention. Deep down she may have more common sense than people give her credit for.
But still, i'm not a fan of hers!
2006-09-23 20:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the polar bears will just use her like a rubber toy and mate with her and a new bread of creatures will be born it will be called POLAR HILTON
2006-09-23 19:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
f. she would have sex with everyone on board..then they would turn on her and think hmm shes a horrible person lets eat her. But upon cooking her they realize there is nothing there that will be enough to feed that many people. Plus all that plastic would stink.
2006-09-23 18:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Lizziebanne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definitely A/C which is D in my world where I think she's a bit crazy.
But unfortunately for our wild imaginations, she's probably really smart enough to pull off a pretty decent 'B' and live for a while. = (
2006-09-23 18:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sudha M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To me...Paris is the essence of feminism...a classy lady who knows how to live...She is a Model...and given the opportunity ....i'd make her mine...!!!
2015-11-09 01:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by TOM 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like Paris Hilton. I think she is a nice person
2006-09-23 18:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by lefty 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
both a and c yay 0_o even though she could in this scenario actually die by trying to sex a polar bear you know with her being slutty and all and having to sex every 15 seconds or she goes boom an what not...........yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh... i stfu now
2006-09-23 19:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
none of the above. if the ship crashed, she would find a polar bear, call it HOT, make a home movie barnyard style w/ the bear, spoon w/ the bear afterwards, and live happily ever afterwards. ...................u must be really jealous of Paris Hilton. Your Question sucked asssssssss. so shut up
2006-09-23 18:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by marcmarc 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Paris Hilton should just be a model.
2006-09-23 21:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by DBSK L0v3R~ 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋