2006-09-23 18:17:44 · 12 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
- My Beards Fluffier Than Yours
- World Domination, That Could Be Yours If You Been Good
2006-09-23 18:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by whoisizzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bin Laden says, "You Infidel Pig! I cut your Western head off! "
Santa pulls out a 9 mm says, " F*** that S***, Liver Lips! Santa is collecting a cool 25......"
Thank you
2006-09-24 04:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa would ask Osama when the last time it was he had a chance to take a bath. And if he really wasn't interested in a collection of personal hygiene products for Ramadon.
2006-09-24 01:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by scubadiver50704 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laden would ask for some more weapons of mass destruction and santa would say well I have one right here don't you feel it
2006-09-24 01:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Beano4aReason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa would be to busy laughing to ASK a question.
2006-09-24 01:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa- have you been a god boy this year?
OBL- yes, but my brother hasn't, so don't give him anything.
santa- what do you want for christmas?
OBL- I want to bring down Western Civilisation. And a pony.
2006-09-24 01:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Beth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a candy stick or you're just happy to see me?
(I like the "my beard is flufier than yours answer") :)
2006-09-24 01:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by RigorMortis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa would tell ubl that his diaper needed changing.
2006-09-24 01:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by arkie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same as you if you dance too close!!
2006-09-24 01:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by cantcu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man thanks for the use of the sleigh. Sorry about Rudolf his nose was going to give my position away.
Asalam.
2006-09-24 01:23:19 · answer #10 · answered by triniqueen40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋