Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How is it possible to have a civil war? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2006-09-23 17:13:16 · 8 answers · asked by LOL IDK 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Excellent. You are doing well in describing the imprecise nature of communication. Hence philosophy, based on communicated ideas is a subject w/o verifiable scientific means, a proven dysfunctional language base, and the ability of creative people to write questions with meaning but meaningless in their answers. I salute you as you begin you quest.
2006-09-23 17:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaahahahahaha. im not sure if i have the answers to all of'em but lemme try.
-i dunno why
-no because mermaids in theory dont need bras cuz breasts are made of fat tissue and fat floats under water. (lol, wow that actually makes sense! haha)
-yes, they do
-it's not
- i dont get the question about god, sorry
-no, cuz they're syncronized swimmers, not syncronized drowners
-well if you eat anything, it'll make you full.
-ive wondered this for years
-because *** means donkey
-you could shoot at them but foreign food doesn't taste too good
-no, the song is the way it is because the alphabet is in that order, not the other way around.
-nowhere
-what handbasket?
-because the plane would be made of pieces of it put together, the parts may not bend or break, but a crash will still still cause the pieces to seperate from each other, and besides, the ppl in the plane will die either way from the impact of the crash.
-i wanna know the same about yoghurt
-because we didnt evolve from monkeys, he just share an ancestor.
hope i helped, :P
2006-09-23 17:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by hersheyshayer 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
First, I got the same thing in an email.
Second, I have an answer for the sour cream. Why an expiration date on sour cream? Because after the expiration, it gets watery and grows a greyish-green fuzzy mold on top... trust me on this.
Third, nevermind the hemorrhoids and asteroids... do you know what Eskimos get when they sit on the ice for too long? Polaroids!!!
2006-09-23 17:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Answer Is: 42
2006-09-23 19:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by existenceisrelative 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should work this into a stand up routine. The funniest bit was the sour cream. Did you make that up? I think a black box is made of heavy metal. It plays led zeppelin.
Yeah, about the stand up routine. Make sure to advertise, so I don't inadvertently turn up.
2006-09-23 17:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not even original with you.
Old George Carlin routine.
Pretty sad.
2006-09-23 17:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by WikiJo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The obvious answer is 4.7353681, or move to Bobcaygeon
2006-09-23 18:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch to decaf.
2006-09-23 17:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋