Tell me a bit about your pets! Any good pet stories?

Answer 1

I have an 8 month old Golden Retriever, Chance, who has a panty fetish! We're always chasing him around the house, trying to salvage yet another thong. One day, I took him out to poop, and noticed him acting weird, and trying to look at his ***. He came closer and I saw something hanging out of his butt. He was acting very distressed. He finally sat down, so I went up to him, and saw one of my favorite thongs, completely covered in dog ****, hanging halfway out of his ***. He couldn't completely pass it, so I found a stick, and helped him pull them out. Totally gross! But a little funny!!

Answer 2

My father had a Dalmatian when I was little and he left a bucket of paint thinner out in the garage ( it was open). The one day he locked the dog in the garage and ran to do some errands ( he forgot about the paint thinner). When we came back the dogs face was all full of paint thinner and the bucket was empty!!! My dad thought she was a gonner and we didn't have any money so he told me that if she started to look sick or uncomfortable we would take her to the vet. It turned out that her stomach must have been made of iron or something, because she was just fine! But wherever she used the bathroom the grass would die for about a week. Crazy! It must have tasted pretty good.

Answer 3

Hannah is gr.daughters' hamster. We had to put
a padlock on her cage because I found out she was able to get out and roam the house at night. She would always go back to her cage when she got tired. Had a few mouse traps set out for the occasional house rodent, the traps were sprung but no mouse. Put two and two together, it was Hannah. I believe she got caught sometime-she can't turn her neck? Vet said no way. Not so sure.She is fine though,that was ayear ago.

Answer 4

I tied my dog up to prevent then from roaming the neighborhood. My male jumped the fence and proceeded to hang. My Pit bull started barking her head off. I opened the window several times to tell her to shut up. She did all of 30 seconds.

I then went to the back yard to see what her problem was when I saw the chain over the fence. Had to run back inside thru the house and into the neighbors yard to save my dog. I did get him down and he was OK after a good breath of fresh air.

So yes my Pit bull saved My Malamute's life.

Answer 5

I have 2 Female Cocker Spaniels named Chloe and Sara,
3 fixed female cats named Helen, Rainbow and Blackie,
2 Ferrets named Mr. Doobs and Lil Girl,
and last but not least...A gold fish who is nameless..lol

The only funny thing I can tell you is I think my Cocker Spaniels are part goat! They will eat any and every thing that is paper!

Answer 6

My cat saved my life. I was a new diabetic and started to slip into a diabetic coma when little Sugar sat on me and bit at my face and smacked me with her paws till I woke up enough to drink the juice on my night stand. I would have died if she didn't surmise that something was wrong. God bless her little heart

Answer 7

I had a cat named Mister that was part bobcat & was born at my barn. I took him home when he was 4 weeks old. When he got to be several months old, he would answer the phone & meow into it. This was on the old-fashioned kind of phone that had a receiver that you picked up. When the phone would ring, he would put his mouth on the receiver, pick it up & then lay it on the floor & meow into it. I have video of him doing this plus a lot of my friends got a "Meow" when they called me!. Mister lived to be 22 years old & hated it when I got a cordless phone. Guess because he had trouble hitting the buttons with his paws!! But, he still would meow into the cordless phone when I held it up to him.

Answer 8

I have 1 fat but cute rottweiler named Miss Kitty. Three goldfish named Frito, Dob, and Mister. I rat named Daxter. Three horses named Bling Bling, Spot, and Teddy Bear
Teddy kicked me on the first day we had him

Answer 9

I have a rabbit, and one time i was doing my homework and i had a chocolate bar broken up into pieces on the floor right next to me. Well my rabbit came up to me so i petted her, but when i turned my head, she took one and ran! I thought it was so priceless that i let her have it.

Answer 10

my little bro loves hamsters,,, this happend two weeks ago, this tought me we must be cruel to hamsters for their very own good, siufeifei(little fatty) is a grown yellowish brownish hamster and suitutut(little sound) is a quite a small hamster, it's flesh is still a lil pinkish, and we let them stay together, if the big one bites the smaller one, we hit his little mouse gently with a chopstick, we bought a nice little hosue (cage) for them with with things to play sleep and plenty of food, they love climbing Little sound escaped a few times so we placed wirings around the cage like the national jail, but wat happend was...the next day, siufeifei escaped..he was fatter and was very impossible to run out, but no body knew how..he had 3day 2 nite tour around my house, we couldnt catch him its very annoying to worry about him when there is like a pet snake cats running and slithering around the house freely...thinking if he had survived or.....became lunch, dinner or even a dessert,,,,and its very annoying to see my family crawling on the floor making little sounds like mice..as we wathc tv, we saw little fatty, running on TOP of the snake...of course everybody tried to catch it but...a failure...well my dad came out with an idea that is to open the bathroom door and filled it lil water so that Mr fatty would come to drink...and a sack was got ready too with a mouse trap.....so as little fatty drank the sack was flung over him...he was caught...and now rite now he and little sound are safely living in the mouse trap...they cant escape....animore..WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA