I would love to hear the story!
2006-09-23 16:10:16 · 24 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One time, my car wouldn't start in the parking lot of the apartments I lived in. Two guys offered to help, and I asked them if they could jack off my car. I was younger, but not stupid and definitely not innocent at the time, and as they both laughed hysterically, I had no clue as to what I had said. I felt like a complete idiot later.
2006-09-23 17:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Na, I've had, black, white, beige and blue slips.
It would really be a rare person who hasn't had a Freudian slip. I will quite now before I have a Freudian slip in print.
2006-09-23 16:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**blushes already**
I was with two guy friends from college. We were at a restaurant having drinks and I think as we reminisced about school....uhm...we were getting a little tipsy. *cough* So ...we start talking about this dorm we all lived in that was sooooooo tall that people in school had nicknamed it, "The Giant Dick in the Sky." Well we kept talking about "The Dick" and kept talking about it and kept talking about it.At that moment, I noticed that all three of us had finished our drinks at the same time. I looked across the table at my friends and said, "Would you guys like a new dick?" *cringes* They both just died laughing.....as I screamed....."DRINK...DRINK!! I meant drink!!" *sigh* It was too late. I have now lived with reminders of this moment for years. You can imagine what happens each time they come to the house and I offer them a .........drink. lol
2006-09-24 08:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I seem to have them more often now that I'm getting older! The last time was when I went shopping and took may granddaughter with me and neglected to pack an extra change of clothes and she got sick to her stomach just as we got to the store.
2006-09-23 16:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my mom were making a trip to Louisianna a couple of years ago. I had fallen asleep, and she pulled into a Dairy Queen to get us something to eat. I groggily got out of the car and we went in. When my mom asked me what I wanted, instead of saying "Hunger-Buster" I said "Hunger-Bunger" Half the people standing in line heard it, and they all started laughing. I turned about five shades of red. The manager said it made her day, so we got our meal for free.
2006-09-23 16:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is blue, it's always peeking out from the bottom of my skirt. I hate wearing skirts! I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda gal ;)
2006-09-23 21:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all the time
2006-09-23 16:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by iluvtheyanks2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-09-24 00:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I had this lovely Victoria's Secret nightgown.
2006-09-23 16:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by OriginalSim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More times that I would care to remember ! Most of them weren't all that funny, except to me.
2006-09-23 16:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by yodeladyhoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋