2006-09-23 15:43:41 · 8 answers · asked by i like fried chicken 3 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know? I'm like, 'Hey, wait, come back. Let me hold one of you... and feed you a leaf.'"
- Mitch Hedberg
"Koala bears. They're so ******' cute, why do they gotta live so far away from me? We should ship a few over. And I will apprehend one. And hold him. And pet him on the back of his head."
- also Mitch Hedberg
2006-09-23 15:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by Cando 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't like baby koala bears?
2006-09-23 15:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
koalas are not bears they are marsupials.
2015-04-30 03:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Nathan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably cause you look like one,are you kin to them?
2006-09-23 16:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like pumas
2006-09-23 16:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Classic Couture 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're not bears!!
2006-09-23 15:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Robyn M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
???? ???? go and cuddle one, then.............. catch a flight to Australia.........
2006-09-23 16:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF
2006-09-23 15:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋