Well she told me to eat her out, but when I pulled out my knife, and started to make an incision in her chest she freaked out, and threatened to call the police. I don't get it. Why would she freak out when I tried to do something that she asked me to do?
2006-09-23 15:43:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Some women just don't understand. My b/f got mad when I inserted the ball tip from my air pump into him when he asked for a BJ.
Heh.
2006-09-23 15:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Fennylaise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women always change their minds, get used to it. My guess is that romantic lighting will help her maintain the mood next time.
Just an advanced warning- if she says that she wants to give you hea@... don't decapitate her.
2006-09-23 15:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by wupierto 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
err... words have more than 1 meaning
even if you didn't "get it" how could pulling a knife help the situation
2006-09-23 15:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by sonar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just sit quietly and wait for the little yellow bus to come back for you.
2006-09-23 15:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you need help. both you and your immaginary girlfriend need to seek a psychologist for mental evaluation. delusion of grandeur and psychotic episodes are nothing to joke about. and you're an idiot.
2006-09-23 15:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by nonsteroidalantianalgesic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she told you to do something.
And you pulled out a knife.
Don't you get that?
2006-09-23 15:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mister Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez if you were really gonna make an incision in her chest you need help real soon....
2006-09-23 15:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥♥GODDESS♥♥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess 15. Your age I mean.
2006-09-23 15:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
matbe she wanted you to just bbq sauce you moron when my ex ask me to i did . now she rest peacfully i should be out in another 15
2006-09-23 15:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by k dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. i hope. anyway, she's just afraid of her sexuality. be sure to tell her that, and the police too.
2006-09-23 15:50:49 · answer #10 · answered by goddess1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋