2006-09-23 15:31:48 · 12 answers · asked by cat lady 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
whatever you do .......DON'T THINK ABOUT PENGUINS
2006-09-23 15:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic. So the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of this parish from the first confession I heard here.
I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here 25 years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer.
Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of business and had an affair with his boss's wife. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to, a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession!"
2006-09-23 22:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had just taken off my clothes and forgot something in my room so I ran in my room. I got my shampoo and when I turned to walk out of the room I almost fell.....HA HA !
It sounded like the house fell in. I hit all the tv and all the glass things on top fell off. I just walked away and got in the bath. lol
2006-09-23 22:50:25 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems like you need alot of therapy get some clowns to make ur day better,
2006-09-23 22:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by lelu 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
2006-09-23 22:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends. are you a cynical,dark, and witty person? If so, yes. Otherwise, you're screwed
2006-09-23 22:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by incendiamor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here ya go baby...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A1ejhbUPM8
2006-09-23 23:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure.-Now just put that gun down & tell me what happened to get you in this mood, -m-k? :)
2006-09-23 22:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror! that might make you laugh.
2006-09-23 22:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♦Silva64♦ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hi,have a nice sleep, sweet dreams; if possible about me. o.k.smile baby.
2006-09-23 22:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat she makes moby dick look like a tic tac.
not your mama though.
2006-09-23 22:34:38 · answer #11 · answered by nakita 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋