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Muddy Waters once said his father listened to music in the juke joints, his mother listened to music in church, and it took him a while to figure out it was the same music. So, God is a Blues man.

2006-09-23 15:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 0 0

(to be sung in the style of BB King...surely the King of Kings if ever there was one?)

Well I woke up one morning,
Made the day and the night,
Made the land and the oceans,
Felt something not right.
I filled it with creatures,
A human or two,
Then the snake started talkin',
Now I don't know what to do,
I'm the God of all things, I am,
And I got the world-creatin' blues...

Oh bluuuuuuess...

I sent down commandments,
Like don't worship a cow,
They built all their statues,
Praised them all anyhow.
So I whipped up a flooding
To wipe the humans away,
One smart sailing family said
"Think we'll die another day"
I'm the God of all things, I am,
And I got the world-destroyin' blues...

Well I sent them a son, so I could
Set the record straight,
But that boy had misjudged a world
Full of heartache and hate.
He said "Let's get together,
Cos Big Daddy's the Boss,"
They said "Who died and put you in charge?"
Then they nailed him to a cross,
I'm the God of all things, I am,
And I got the plans-went-wrong blues...

Now it's
Nearly time for the final act,
Got my prophecy set,
Gonna wipe all the tears away,
Time to place your final bet,
Said I'm gonna be ruthless,
Kill the Beast at last,
All that heartache and hatred, welllll,
It's gonna be part of the past,
Cos I'm the God of all things, I am,
And I got the Armageddon blues.

Only one thing disturbs me,
With this plan of mine,
Humanity's sick I know, but man!
It can be so fine.
They've really surprised me,
Every time we've ever met,
So perhaps I won't end it all,
Or at least maybe not just yet,
I'm the God of all things I am,
And I got the Hopeful blues.

Said I'm the God of all things, I am,
And I got the Hopeful Humanity Bluuuuuuuueeeeessssss....

Yeah!

2006-09-24 23:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

Blues, yeah, but I'm sure God hates fusion. I mean, God probably liked Bitches Brew, but not the later nerdy stuff.

2006-09-23 15:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Bunky the Clown 6 · 0 0

Are you kidding? The big guy's got to be into Thrash! Look at his mean spirited younger days, smiting whoever got in his way. If nothing else, he digs 70's Punk.

2006-09-23 15:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Eegah 4 · 0 0

Nah, if the Devil exist he is definitely singin the blues cuz God is supposed to win in the end the christians say. LOL

2006-09-23 15:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

jazz

2006-09-23 15:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Shello 3 · 0 0

I have to agree with Doggiebike! Excellent answer!!

2006-09-24 11:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

He listens exclusively to satanic black metal and thinks everything else is gay.

2006-09-23 15:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0 0

How could God be...it doesn't exist.

2006-09-23 15:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by roshambo76 2 · 0 0

you got it all wrong man, he is totally hip hop

2006-09-23 15:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0 0

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