2006-09-23 14:23:56 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO...buddha that was funny as sh!t....thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-09-23 14:27:20 · update #1
do what i always do ......... rub my butt against the wall
2006-09-23 14:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by AlfRed E nEuMaN 4 preSIDent 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Do the same thing as you have done in the past, are you trying to say that this is the first time you have run out of toilet tissue? You can always read the newspaper and then turn it into toilet paper.
Whatever the case, Good luck?
2006-09-23 14:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by Special K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a bunch of Kleenexes. Or hop in your car and drive to a gas station or restaurant with toilet paper (and then buy some from the store).
2006-09-23 14:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a couple of choices...
1. Call all the neighbors and ask if they have change for a five.
2. Ever go for a walk in the woods & come back without your socks?
2006-09-23 14:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Tissue or a Paper towel
2006-09-23 15:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use an old towel or borrow some toilet paper from a neighbor.
2006-09-23 14:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call round to a friends house!
2006-09-23 14:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you got any face tissues or paper towels?
newspaper can be used but it needs to be crumpled several times first.
if all else fails just go shower afterwards, soap and water.
2006-09-23 14:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres your alternatives:
napkins
coffee filters
socks
wash cloth
fabric softener sheets (extra deodorization!)
paper
your hand
a leaf outside off the ground
2006-09-23 14:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, for someone as nice as you, don't worry about it. You go ahead. I will run down to the store and get some for you.
2006-09-23 14:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Isis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Napkins, paper towels
2006-09-23 14:25:04 · answer #11 · answered by thothibis7 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋