If you wee to come back as the opposite sex, what things would you be pleased about and what would you hate?

Question

E.g As a bloke, I would definetly give lesbianism a go. Not to sure about all this flaffing about with trips to the hairdresser and waxing the legs is a no no.

Answer 1

I would just absolutely REFUSE to emerge. No bloody way I'm going to walk around with a dangly! Men are RULED by their hormones....no, no, NO!

And if I was forced against my will, I would spend my life celibate, because there is just no freakin way that I am EVER going to use any of those banal and ridiculous come-on lines most men employ.

Answer 2

If I came back as a woman, I could:

1) keep my kids - as a man I have NO rights with my kids (whatever the "legal" system pretends)

2) get a home of my own.. I have to rent privately and expensively.. I have always worked hard, and my ex wife who has never worked has a lovely 4 bed council house (with 2 kids, both girls)

3) See what it's like to be complemented by the opposite sex instead of getting attitude when I am polite and courteous or complementary

4) Invalidate all men's suffering because they can't have babies - the wimps!

5) Make the opposite sex believe I understood them even though I didn't understand them any more than they understand me.

6) Wish I was a man! (oh the irony!) (but not the ironing!!!)

Remember - the other "man's" grass is always greener, but what about women's grass? Is the other woman's grass always more emerald, jade, teal, turqoise, bottle, etc...

Answer 3

If I could came back as a bloke I would be pleased not to have a period or have babies come thru that Little hole(ouch!) Also mechanics wouldn't lie about unnecessary repairs. And I could pee standing up. What would suck is that I would be bald by the age of 30, would think with the wrong head and have a hairy body(Eyck) and a ego the size of Jupiter

Answer 4

Keeping it simple and assuming I would come back as a woman to the U.S....

I think it would be good to not have to worry about being considered sexist. Women are allowed to hate on men all they want, it's considered normal. But if a man speaks ill of even a specific woman, he is called a chauvinist.

I don't think I would appreciate all the actual chauvinists, though. That would definitly be an aggravation. But as a woman, I could kick them in the crotch, and there own archaic code would keep tham from retaliating. bonus!

Answer 5

if i was to come back as the opp sex i woulndnt take take my wife for granted go to the pub every night , i would take better or worse serious, as marriage vows ,and i definitely wouldnt ,tell lies what i would be pleased about is ,even tho i,m married i can do wha i like

Answer 6

If i came back as th eoposite sex the only thing that ould annoy me, would be blokes - fully stop!.

Answer 7

Please don't make me come back as a man, you have to stand up to pee, talk about football, golf, rugby, you are constantly playing with or bragging about your cars, you drink pints, you do dad dancing, have to ask women out and worst still ask them to marry you, you have to wear a tie round you neck on hot summer days and you have to take the dog out when its dark, thanks but I like been a woman and I refuse to come back as a man.

Answer 8

I'd be pleased that I could just throw on a t-shirt and jeans and go and still look great.....I wouldn't be pleased about the things between my legs....

Answer 9

I would be pleased to take a leak in the woods, but wouldn't like to shave every day.

Answer 10

hmm.. if i was a guy?? I would NOT wear pink and i would be very athletic