Did you guess 10?
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
Can you think of anymore?
2006-09-23 12:59:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Nice one!
I would add another member of the Bush Administration trying to convince people that the reason light bulb failed is connected to a completely unrelated issue, maybe even wrong, which they would like to get rid of. For instance, they could say that the light bulb fused because there is not enough energy for all light bulbs in the network and therefore the Kyoto agreement should not be signed on that grounds.
2006-09-23 13:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok.. you forgot the people that have to do the environmental impact study about what light bulb to replace it with AND for proper disposal of the old one...
oh... and someone to leak it to the press that a light bulb that once burned in the White House is for sale on eBay.
GREAT LIST!! hehe
2006-09-23 13:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 don't touch it. A division of U.S.Marines, The whole U.S. Army, the U.S.Navy and all the Kings men don't seem to be able to change that light bulb. Another year and a half and it will be changed. Thank goodness for term limits.
2006-09-23 13:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the reporter from faux to substantuate that it was changed and Rush Limbaugh so after it is over he and Bush can go do drugs.
2006-09-24 05:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't suppose you want to include the poor intern who actually, mistakenly changes the bulb thinking that was what everyone wanted and the 12th one who then has the responsibility of turning off the light so they don't all have to scurry into the corners?
2006-09-23 13:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by grim reaper 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very cool - I only had 7 of them...
2006-09-23 13:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
None! They prefer to keep us in the dark.
2006-09-23 13:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by larry n 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
LMAO and you called me names, sorry I will not stoop to the level which is required to be a damnocrat. Only one because the damnocrats would stand around blaming and crying about the bulb!
2006-09-23 13:06:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
Oh my gosh; this is truly a LOL question!
I think you've covered ALL the bases!
LOL...all day long!
2006-09-23 13:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
That is great
2006-09-23 13:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋