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come out of you?

i mean to say, no vulgar words please, that would be an obvious answer.

2006-09-23 12:35:22 · 34 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

mightymo: yeah i know, i also read it in cnn.

2006-09-23 12:41:43 · update #1

they were all really funny! ill leave it to you guys on voting who answered best!

2006-09-24 10:59:04 · update #2

34 answers

How's that Draino taste??

2006-09-23 12:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by JONES99679 3 · 2 1

I would say "Assalamu Alilkum Wa Rahmatulah Wa Barakatuh" and extend my hands to him to shake.

Whether or not he accepts my greeting is up to him. But as long as he accepts it and responds in kind, we can talk normally. Otherwise I am sure there would be instant bloodshed.

BTW, for those wondering, the above is the proper way to greet him before asking any type of questions of any kind - any other way and, well, instant bloodshed.

And do not expect him to rise to greet you either. Since he is sitting, you have to greet him first.

2006-09-23 12:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go to hell, I wish you were dead and rot in hell.
PS. Have you heard in France there was a rumor that bin Laden died last month. President Chirac said: It is not confirmed as yet.

2006-09-23 12:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0 1

Liberal/Dem: "I am sorry Osama Bin Laden that we have offended you, I am very sorry that you feel so much hate against our country and our people, we have therapy sessions available 24 hours a day, seven days a week, free of charge! Come lets sit and talk about all of this hatred."

Cons/Rep: "Meet your maker!!!!!" Click!!!

2006-09-23 12:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Boredstiff 5 · 1 1

Probably the same thing if Bush were sitting right next to him. "Excuse me for a moment while I go get my gun and call the FBI.)

2006-09-23 12:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"somebody call 911. I want to collect on that $25 M reward!"

2006-09-23 12:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It wouldn't matter because he doesn't understand English.

I don't think he would crawl out of his cave long enough for anyone to say anything.

2006-09-23 12:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Luekas 4 · 0 1

I'm still trying to figure why he would be in my living room drinking tea. I did not invite him. I would put him in cuffs and have the Police haul him away.

MATT D your and idiot, why would non-Christians not want him dead?

2006-09-23 12:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by jadamgrd 7 · 0 2

Just how tight are you and George Bush anyways?

2006-09-23 12:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dude, how long have you been sitting there?

or better yet.

I thought I smelled something.

2006-09-23 12:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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