A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck ‘em dry!"
2006-09-23 11:42:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omg i think i pissed my pants laughing on this one..lmao thanks
2006-09-24 07:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiice
2006-09-23 19:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just what I needed!Thank you for making me laugh!!!
2006-09-23 18:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is the best one i've seen on here yet, LMFAO
2006-09-23 18:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!
Thanks for another laugh!!!
2006-09-24 13:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yep that is a good one.
2006-09-23 18:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by LoraNutt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!! Best one I have heard in a long time!
2006-09-23 18:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Shadow Dreamer. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
That is funny
2006-09-23 19:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-23 18:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was funny! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-23 18:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by krt_325 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋