I recently moved to the country and decided to take up farming.
(I have lived in the city my whole life.)
Anyway, I drove to the local co-op and told the man there to sell me 100 baby chickens. The man complied and helped me pack up my truck with the chickens. I eagerly drove home to grow my chickens.
Well, after an unsuccessful week I decided that maybe I didn't have enough chickens so I returned to the man to buy 200 more baby chickens.
Once again the man boxed them up and helped me load up my truck. I drove home and tried to grow my chickens (again!)
Another week went by and still no luck growing chickens!
I decided that I am going to give it one more try so I bought 500 baby chickens.
Same thing – bought them, drove them home, etc…
Well, let me tell you - I had another week of failure! I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart. I just can't grow any chickens! Or maybe it is the fertilizer?
Can you give me any advice?
2006-09-23 10:13:53 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
We are knee deep in fertilizer! Way too much fertilizer!
2006-09-24 09:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious man? I thought even city people knew that chickens won't grow, no matter how deep or far apart you plant them, if you don't mow them twice a week. Just set the blade depth as low as it'll go. Chop the heads off and they grow back in a couple of days only twice as big!
2006-09-23 10:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as long as he's a good guy, user-friendly and good i would not quite care approximately something which incorporates length or seems. although i do want a super guy in denims than any of those clever style types in suits. so i assume in answer on your question - i could quite a farm boy than a city boy. :)
2016-12-15 13:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by younker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh siily silly turd-You need a rooster and then plant them in the ground.Good Luck!hehehe
2006-09-23 10:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Special 'K' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
plant them about 6 inches apart with about 2 inches of dirt over their heads and luck will follow dude.
2006-09-23 10:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Timmy you forgot to water them, you need to come back to the city and leave the farm work to farm people.
2006-09-23 10:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't help you. Try talking to other veteran farmers in your area.
2006-09-23 10:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
trying buying 500 eggs and then deep-frying them...then, you'll have CRISPY CRITTERS!!!
2006-09-24 05:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda a gross joke.
2006-09-23 10:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. wow...
2006-09-23 10:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jenna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋