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you left your house keys to your wife who is deaf and dumb.you left for work that day,and you told her that you were not coming back that night.But unfortunately,you came back very late that night and she was sleeping.how would you tell her that you are back?

2006-09-23 08:29:12 · 16 answers · asked by george 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

16 answers

well,burn the house and call fire man then i though she will wake up by smoke or water from fire man bcz she doesn`t want to be smoked salmon cause unscruplous in my head.

2006-09-23 09:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

just go to sleep and leave her alone, she will see that you are there when she wakes up. Why do u call her dumb, you don't sound like you respect your wife very much. I feel sorry for the lady. Just because she is deaf doesn't make her dumb. Maybe your the dumb one if you haven't figured out that it would be pretty easy to make a copy of the house key.

2006-09-23 15:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by ME 4 · 0 1

I guess if you don't have an extra set of keys to the house then i guess your S.O.L. Sleep in your car, she'll see your car out there in the morning and will come and wake ya.

2006-09-23 15:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

Drive your car so that it faces the window of the room where she is sleeping. Flash your brights on and off.

2006-09-23 19:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0 0

Hey man thats your problem, you told her you were not coming back, your are SOL sleep in your car. Guess you learned your lesson huh

2006-09-23 16:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by terri_jason_242 2 · 0 0

assuming she can't hear a door bell or knock.... hearing impaired individuals have special alerting equipment installed in their homes... lights that flash, etc.

2006-09-23 15:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by tampico 6 · 1 0

Flash the lights.And hope she does not have a loaded gun.

2006-09-23 15:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by eva b 5 · 0 0

You find an unlocked window and climb in and wake her up.

2006-09-23 15:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jenn 6 · 0 1

write to her that you came back late

2006-09-23 15:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

where in Gods name do you guys come up with these questions??

2006-09-23 15:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by just_me_1955 5 · 1 1

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