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2006-09-23 08:06:04 · 7 answers · asked by britney t 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

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I was teaching my first class of Driver's Ed. The topic was the importance of using a seatbelts. I wanted to say that seatbelts hold you down from being ejected out of the car. Instead, I said, "Using your seatbelt will prevent you from ejaculating out of the car in the event of a collision."

Mind you, I'm talking to room filled of 15 and 16 year olds!

2006-09-30 04:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by Zoila 6 · 1 0

I was crossing a busey street, my friend had her hand in my back pocket, she fell down but didnt let go of my pocket, so she ripped the whole a** out of my shorts and all the people in their cars and on the street saw my butt!

2006-09-23 15:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by sweetaspie 1 · 0 0

I once went to the prom and my date stood me up, so i went home crying,,jk.. i really can't think of a moment right now..

2006-09-23 15:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by josh- 23 years old 1 · 0 0

this summer when my mom spanked me in my room (bare) but my window wuz open and 2 friends heard everthing. they told ppl

2006-09-30 15:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Aimee 3 · 0 0

a a*s hole of a friend put laxitives in my soda and it was explosive on the way home i kicked him in the nuts and in the gut

2006-09-23 15:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by martini on the rocks 1 · 0 0

one of my friend wanted me to show me something. so i went with her. i asked her what she wanted to show me. then she said," this." next thing i knew i was inside the boys locker room. the thing was there was guys in there. i was so embrass they started laughing and one shouted out ," if you wanted to see us naked you could have ask."

2006-09-23 15:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by mommie2be 3 · 0 0

i puked on a guy whiled we were slow dancing at a school dance!

2006-09-23 15:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Josiee (: 2 · 0 0

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