I,ve been giving me sister in law one for a few months now but the silly cow left her earing in the bed and the wife's only gone and found it, well the ol womans gone SUPERNUTS and challenged us, of cause we both denied it but she been suspicious of our affair now for a while. She is quite a violent wife and says if she finds out we have been sh agging while she has been at work she will break her sisters nose and john bobbit me, so i ask who the hell is JOHN BOBBIT?????????????
2006-09-23 07:50:18 · 21 answers · asked by qcumber man 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Leave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick if you want to keep your John Thomas!
2006-09-23 10:02:11 · answer #1 · answered by Batcam777 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lets dont forget about mr. Bobbiots violent streak. First he terrorized his wife and spent a couple of years telling her what was wrong with her in graphic detail on a daily basis. Then he cheated on her and when she found out he laughed at her. One night while he was sleeping, She cut off his willie and tossed it out the window. Luckily for our hero the cops found it and were able to stitch it all back on. Bobbit then attempted to star in a porn film somethinng about frankinweiny or something like that. You would think he learned his lesson, but no, our hero goes and gets hiself another woman and proceeds to belittle her and put her down eventually leading to abuse charges that made the paper with a huge splash. Now he is famous for three things, wife abuse, a re-stitched penis and stupidity. Sounds to me like you and he have alot in common. I hope we will be reading about you in the paper soon too. If you are a big enough jerk to openly admit you are shagging her sister then no one will cry for you and public oppinion will side with her. She is not a *****, you are a walking corpse.
2006-09-23 14:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Lynnette G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Wayne Bobbit has the unfortunate distinction of having his penis removed by his wife armed with a sharp knife. The story may make you squirm or at least your eyes water.
Have a look at the following links for the story, and then re-evaluate your sex life..
2006-09-23 08:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Bobbit was the guy who's wife found out he was cheating and she cut off a very important 'member' of his body! YIKES!
2006-09-23 07:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Laura Jeanne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Bobbit is the guy who's wife cut his member clean off! You don't want to be that guy!
2006-09-23 07:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bobbit was a guy who's wife cut off his penis and threw it out of her car window after driving off when she found out he was having an affair.
Said penis was found and reattached and i believe Mr Bobbit has had a succesful porn career since then!
2006-09-23 07:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with kitcat
you have no shame maybe just maybe you shoudnt have mercy either.
terrible that you are doing this to your wife& with her sister.
Hope she leaves you because it sounds like you are
only worried for your self and not your wife or anybody else.
from what i remember...it was widely said that john bobbitts thing
stayed crooked and was never the same.
pretty sure after what happened to him it wouldnt be.
you really need to think with the head on your shoulders
you and the sister whom you refer to as "silly cow"
will reap what you sow.
2006-09-23 08:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by sHiNe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be John Bobbitt. You could not find any other woman other than your violent wife's sister. Not only should she John bBobbitt you but she should take his two little friends.
2006-09-23 08:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by kitcat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's an American who had his penis cut off by his wife,he's got a new wife (& penis),made a lot of $$ on talk shows, writing in magazines,etc.Say goodbye to your Johnny.lol
2006-09-23 07:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
john bobbit is now a porn star made famous by the fact his wife cut off his penis while he was asleep.
2006-09-23 07:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe he is the guy who lose his " thing " when his wife bobbed it off with a knife! Of course it was sewed back on! I think your wife should divorce you, why do you have to cheat? If you want to do your own thing with her sister. wait until you are free to do so! I have no respect for any man who cheats! Why do men always have to think with their " Thing " ?
2006-09-23 08:03:05 · answer #11 · answered by Gerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋