your mama so stupid she saw me with new jeans on and she asked me what type were they..
I told her guess...
she said ummmm levi's
I told her no....theyre guess
she said ummmm wranglers??
2006-09-23 07:34:23 · 13 answers · asked by sexy c 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yeah that's pretty good. Yo Momma jokes are awesome. Here are some more good ones for you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Your Mom is so nasty; her breath fails the state emissions test
Your Mom's so nasty, she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Your mom is so fat; when nighttime comes, people mistake her for the moon.
2006-09-23 08:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Abby ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. want a good one? youre mamas so fat she wore a red dress and they said attack of the killer tomatoes!
no i guess thats not funny either. nevermind.
2006-09-23 14:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ask Tara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny here is one its wrong but funny
yo momma so fat that when she took a dive in the gulf she farted and thats what caused katrina
heres another one
yo momma so fat that when she steped on a scale it said diet *****
2006-09-23 14:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by i L0V3 HiM. :] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm nope...but im a little thick in the head so it might be funny to some other people
2006-09-23 14:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit. Not that funny though.
2006-09-23 14:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny one bit try again
2006-09-23 14:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by To Tall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I think it's funny! XXX
2006-09-23 14:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ruth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*silence* cricket, cricket, cricket. *throws tomato* splat.
2006-09-23 14:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by The Ren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but this is....."your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "one at a time please!"
2006-09-23 14:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by michael t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry
no
Still sorry
Is that your joke?
2006-09-23 14:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋