2006-09-23 06:53:04 · 19 answers · asked by Alile 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?” The bartender says, “No. This is a bar. We don’t sell grapes.” The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck’s back. “Got any grapes?” The bartender says, “I told you yesterday. We don’t sell grapes.”
The next day: “Got any grapes?” The bartender loses it, grabs the duck, and yells, “I already told you twice! Ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the floor!”
The next day, the duck returns. “Got any nails?” The bartender sighs. “No, we don’t have any nails.” The duck says, “Good. Got any grapes?”
2006-09-23 07:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont be offended folks my best frind is a black meixcian republican....
Q:How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, one to hold the light bulb, 9 to turn the toyota corolla.
(might be funnier if you live in Nor-East)
A little girl was playing and running about in the house and ran in her mom's bath while her mom was changing. The little girl said what's that and the mom replied it is a beaver. The lil girl said when will I get one of those. Mom said when you are older now run about.
Little girl than ran in father's bath. Lil Girl was like daddy what's that. Her dad said that'smy wang. Lil girl says when will I get one of those?
Daddy said 15 minutes when your mother goes to work!!!!!!!!
2006-09-23 14:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one the most...^^
Enjoy!
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his
courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Um, Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks
over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do
you mean $200?"
2006-09-24 08:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W Bush
2006-09-23 13:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by neogriff 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Best Silly Joke I know...
A horse walks into a bar, and asks for a whiskey, the barman replies, "sure what kind of whiskey do you want", the horse says "I don't know, what have you got", the barman replies,"well, we've got the usual, bells, J and D, we've even got one named after you", the horse replies "what... eric?"
2006-09-23 14:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by my quest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 nuns flicking through the channels on the tv, they all wanted to watch something different, one wanted to watch racing, the other wanted to watch porn and the third wanted to watch the christmas choir, so this is how it went
Racing: "and they're off"
Porn: "eugh eugh"
Choir:" and a baby was born"
PS BETTER SAID THAN WRITTEN
2006-09-23 14:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by misssherlock06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
2006-09-23 16:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by thejaegerbombs 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q - What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A - "I don't know what you are shaking for, she's going to eat me!"
2006-09-25 08:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by GWEN C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two terrorist ladies walking down the street. One says to the other, "Does my bomb look big in this?"
2006-09-23 15:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
2006-09-23 14:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by bogstandard 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋