I'm putting together a presentation on protocol and fashion for the upcoming holiday season and need some fun stories. Ideally, I'm looking for things that could affect a job, but other things are fine.
What are things that people did when they had a few too many? What did they do that made them call in sick the next day? What made someone quit because it was so bad? Thanks for sharing. The more details the better. Best story will get the best answer!
2006-09-23 06:04:39 · 7 answers · asked by John H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I saw one guy try to photocopy his butt. But he was fat and too heavy, cracked the glass and cut his butt to pieces. He got stuck! Not sure if he cut his scrotum, but there was a lot of blood when they got him off. I didn't half laugh!! But then this woman told me off for laughing as he could have electrocuted himself... I laughed so hard when she said that that I did a little wee in my knickers!! It served him right, he was very drunk and showing off and an idiot!!!
2006-09-23 06:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drink too much, bring the wrong date, or no date. A lot depends on what type of company. I work in a corporate environment and the worse thing I see people do is drink too much. Dirty dancing is a no no also. People need to realize at these events even though you are not on the clock you are still at work to a certain extent. If you are single don't bring a stripper you met at your friends bachelor party. For ladies don't bring the guy who details your car. If you are married bring your spouse instead of flirting with the single people at the party.
2006-09-23 13:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bigboi47 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok. These all happened at my ex-boyfriend's Christmas parties.
One woman and her husband are involved in 3 of these. They both worked at the company and were not liked at all.
- One year she went to the bathroom and came out with her dress tucked into her underwear. We all think she did it on purpose so no one said anything for about an hour. She shook her *** on the dance floor the whole time.
- The next year she bought this velvet dress and wore it with the straps hanging down her arms the whole night with her boobs almost showing and kept telling everyone she got it at a garage sale.
- I personally caught the husband telling one of the other co-worker's wives that she was "some sexy" and that he just liked big boobs. Funnily enough she didn't even get mad at him.
- And finally - this involves a different couple who also both worked there. The girl was walking around all night in her shoe-less nylon stocking feet, including the dance floor, the hallways, the BATHROOM.... and she went up to her husband and showed him a hole in her stocking. He grabbed her foot and said "aw...." and proceeded to suck her nasty, dirty, bathroom floor toes... right in front of me.
Disgusting! But all very entertaining.
2006-09-23 13:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Windseeker_1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well this one male married co-worker got chummy-chummy with a single female co-worker. People didn't think too much of it until they both showed up for work the next day wearing the same clothes they had on the night before.
2006-09-23 13:11:58 · answer #4 · answered by Angie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea I went to a big party for the co workers and two chicks started making out then... well it went further right on the floor in front of everyone. They started to date after that and they where both straight til then and one was married. Not no more
2006-09-23 13:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow this is a good one. I have seen a lot. how about being SO drunk that they can't talk, walk, or even stand. then there is the person that pukes all over the boss., fist fights,and for what ever reason decides to take off all their cloths.
I can hardly wait to see some of your answers.
2006-09-23 13:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by hawkesnest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One chick got drunk and started removing her clothes. Then when we finally tried to stop her she started punching us....That's been years ago. I will never forget it
2006-09-23 18:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋