I need a joke,
2006-09-23 04:15:12 · 5 answers · asked by ツ 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Joke? Ok Here goes
what do they call Pastors in Germany?
answer: German Sheperds!
I know laughter is good for the soul, and we all need to laugh more
but I certainly hope that it was just a figure of speech, and that
this is just a low point of boredom, and that you realize there is soo much else to live for
2006-09-23 04:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by Gwen C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riddles
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A) A hole.
You are trapped in a room made of steel ( all four walls, the floor and ceiling) the only things you have are an orange and a knife. How do you escape?
A) cut the orange in half (2) halves make a whole (hole) and you climb through
2006-09-23 12:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by crazycanadien 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here goes.
One day, a man and his wife were driving. They were on a highway. The man was going at 60 mph when his wife said, "Honey, I'm getting a divorce". He slowly increased his speed to 70 mph. She asked, "Aren't you mad?" he increased speed to 80 mph. Then she said, "I am taking all our money and items from our house." He went to 90 mph. Then she asked, "Don't you want anything?" He went faster and said, "It's okay, I've got the airbag".
Lol!
2006-09-23 11:24:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥beautiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the vampires favorite landmark?
The vampire state building
2006-09-23 11:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do ghosts take when they have an itch?
Antiboootics!
2006-09-23 11:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by book_worm308 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋