A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.
"I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence ...
"Well, it’s not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
2006-09-23 04:02:25 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OUCH... if they follow the news in LA out where you are at, an 89 years old man is on trial for manslaughter of TEN PEOPLE that he ran off of sidewalks in Santa Monica. He claimed he mistook the gas pedal for the BRAKES!! When I was a cop, I did NOT hesitate to take an elderly person's driver license from them and mail it to DMV for re-evaluation!! Sometimes, the elderly are a danger to the roads ~ and that's a fact!! sorry, I got all serious on you!
2006-09-23 06:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of COURSE they can all still drive!
What's even worse is that they are safer drivers than most of the teens and half of the men out there behind the wheel at any given moment.
2006-09-23 11:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes that is sad, with all those ailments they shouldn't be on the road.
2006-09-23 11:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely sad... But I have lived in Florida and I know that it is also definitely true!
2006-09-23 14:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by Oh, well! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yea thats sad but actualy kind of funny
2006-09-23 11:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by BlackHearted 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest thing i have heard alll day! well, it'll be the funniest thing all day.
2006-09-23 11:05:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LindseyK♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny in a depressing way
2006-09-23 11:06:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Turd, how do you get so full of stories like this?
You keep me coming back!
2006-09-23 13:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-23 11:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by Passionate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. and it is sad but true your right.
2006-09-23 11:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by jopuppy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋