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Jane read that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk at her door.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the message.
Jane came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
"I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath," Jane replied.
"Oh, OK. Pasteurized?" asked the milkman.
"No, just up to my chest," said Jane.

2006-09-23 03:51:12 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

Milk is gross!

2006-09-23 06:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 2 0

Good One! I have heard too though that adding a bit of goats milk to your bath water leaves your skin silkier and smoother. But I'll leave it up to "Jane" to find out.

2006-09-23 10:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 2 0

Ah hah That's a good one.

2006-09-23 10:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by LaCosaMasBella 3 · 2 0

That varies from year to year. Medical pros always seem to give us different answers to that one.

2006-09-23 10:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 3 0

That was good and you have a great sence of humor,lol

2006-09-23 10:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

nice nice......and no, milk isnt that good for ur body if its whole milk....the 2% fat and below is good

2006-09-23 10:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by esisso 2 · 3 0

cool man

2006-09-23 10:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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