I am a fairy princess and i have to look my best while continuing with my royal flutterings.
2006-09-23 03:41:46 · 13 answers · asked by Frufrubella (fairy princess) 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
WOW !!!! TALK ABOUT EXCELLENT TIMING !!!
The friendly folks at Best Buy (No, this is not an ad or a plug) gave me a XXL "GEEK SQUAD" t-shirt (really nice soft fabric and the orange GEEK SQUAD logo on the front not only is really high-quality dye but it also contrasts BEAUTIFULLY with the rest of the t-shirt--which is deep black).
But, sadly, XXL is WAY too big for me. I have not even opened the really high-quality and very nicely sealed clear-plastic slip it came in. Which is important because the slip reprevents me from doing sexually-nasty things to it before I give you this treasure.
I just bet it would fit you very nicely and leave TONS of room inside for your wing flutterings.
WELL !!! THAT ALL VERY NICE AND SUCH you might say and then add BUT HOW CAN I FLY IN IT IF MY WINGS ARE INSIDE???
TO WIT I HASTILY REPLY: Easy, your equally lovely AND royal highness--just hold the short arms of the t-shirt up and angled forward to act as air-scoops while kicking your legs a bit like you are swimming to keep the t-shirt's tail open for the propelling exhaust of air currents caused by your grace's gracefully beating wings. In such a configuration, you will like like a STEALTH BOMBER in that with the bomber the engines are buried between cowlings and invisable to heat-seeking missiles yet still able to fly, you see !!!
THUS, your wings will stay nice and warm, you will still be able to fly, the other fairy princesses (you wrote you were "A" fairy princess and this naturally implies that there are other ones, since, if there weren't, you would have written that you were "THE" fairy princess) will not be able to hear your approach and you will be able to overhear if they are gossiping about your natural beauty, grace and high popularity (OR--You can drop bricks on them if there is a rivalry of some sort underway between you and them) AND the GEEK SQUAD logo will give you that very desirable COMMON TOUCH that alwasy endears a royal to his/her subjects.
(DAMN !!! The CRAP I put myself through to get a chance to earn 10 dumb points that is GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!! Makes me question my sanity sometimes, you know ???)
Any kin to Tinkerbelle? She sometimes comes to answer some of MY madcap questions, you see. I really like that, too, because she not only has a pair of really nice large wings but also a drop-dead set of legs and a wickedly-tight and nicely streamlined little butt. Regretfully, I haven't gotten to see your equipment because of that small avatar but I just get you are just as nicely equipped as well. And, yes, I am ALWAYS the gentleman in my behavior toward goddesses. (Well, I'm also very responsive if things should happen to just naturally drift in certain ways and manners, you know.)
Peace !! (And watch out for that Captain Hook guy. He's bad news, OK? Something about his going around looking for an idiot croc for some stupid reason or the other and being angry at everyone else because of it.)
2006-09-23 04:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear Fairy princess. Learn from the birds. They take a dip in cold water and preen out any loose feathers. Then they ruffle themselves up and sit in the sun to dry out and absorb the D vitamin. They don't need much more than that. Wear a little vest to keep your chest area warm, and your wings won't get chilled. I suggest a "Hello Kitty" motif on the back of your vest, just in case they come for you by mistake.
2006-09-23 06:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well first of all you need to go to the medcine cabinet, take out the pills with the label marked 'happy' and take two up to four times a day.
After you have done this sit in a darkened room until they begin to work.
2006-09-23 03:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mask them with cling film and fairy dust
2006-09-23 03:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by Christine H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wing Covers. I'll send you the pattern.
2006-09-23 03:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooh..someone has no life, is this some kinda joke, or do you really think you have wings. Please stop doing crack, sweety :( But, try dove conditioner, that will make your wings very beautiful
2006-09-23 03:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm ok then. Keep taking the tablets would be my suggestion! lol.x
2006-09-23 03:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by Trix 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try olive oil, that works for me and mine lol!!
2006-09-23 03:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wrap your wings around me, and let me take you to great heights........
2006-09-23 03:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
er yeah ok (*starts edging away from you)
2006-09-23 03:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by duncan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋