A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and added giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
2006-09-23 03:39:11 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that's good, what about this?
>CLASS TIME
>The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher but now
>everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the
>school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion, which will
>bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you want to know more....
>Follow the lesson!
>Students: Good morning, teacher.
>Teacher: (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and
>night?
> Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!
> Teacher: That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me best regards
>for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning.
>And that greeting can also be used at all times.
> Students: Best regards teacher!
>Teacher: That's better, sit down! Listen! Today I'm going to test you all
>on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say a sentence or word, all
>of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
>Students: Understood teacher!
>Teacher: I do not want any disturbance!
>Students: (silence)
> Teacher: Clever!
>Students: Stupid!
> Teacher: High!
>Students: Low!
> Teacher: Popular!
>Students: Cal fare!
> Teacher: Wrong! (angry at the students' mistake)
>Students: Correct!
> Teacher: Stupid!
>Students: Clever!
> Teacher: No!
>Students: Yes!
>Teacher: Oh God!
> Students: Oh Slave!
>Teacher: Listen to this!
> Students: Listen to that!
>Teacher: Quiet!
> Students: Noisy!
>Teacher: That's not a question, stupid!
>Students: This is an answer, clever!
>Teacher: I'm dead!
> Students: We're alive!
> Teacher: I'm lazy to teach!
>Students: We are hardworking to learn!
>Teacher: Enough! Enough!
> Students: More! More!
> Teacher: Stop! Stop!
> Students: Start! Start!
>Teacher: Why are you people so stupid?
>Students: Because I am someone clever!
>Teacher: Lack manners!
> Students: Taught enough!
>Teacher: O.K. Lesson has ended!
>Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
>Teacher: Enough, stupid!
> Students: Not yet, clever!
>Teacher: Stand up!
> Students: Sit down!
>Teacher: I said CAL FARE was wrong!
>Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
>Teacher: You people are dumb!
> Students: We are gifted!
> Teacher: All of you must stay back this afternoon!
>Students: Released tonight!
> Teacher: (Kept quiet, gather her books and left the classroom)
> Students: (Made noise, threw their books on the floor, and stayed in the classroom).
2006-09-23 03:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by tombraider 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yah, done everyday with cell phone users to, sorta sad, pretending you have friends
2006-09-23 10:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-23 10:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by Timber 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that was a good one :)
2006-09-23 10:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tigress 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-23 10:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the morning chuckle Timmy.
2006-09-23 10:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by lolo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋