2006-09-23 03:22:03 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Why put yourself in that situation. One night stands are stupid.
Find yourself a suitable wife, marry the woman and you will never have to ponder such tawdry subjects again!
You sound like a trashy male animal, not a man.
2006-09-23 03:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by WhatAmI? 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Change your terminology would be a start, take a DUMP? Not quite sure what sort of girl you have a one night stand with. maybe the type to over look your terminology as well. What you do in the bathroom would be of little consequence.
2006-09-26 17:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clearly. You go to her PC, go to Yahoo, Sign on for Answers and you ask us ....'What do I do. I want to go toilet.'
Why does it have to be 'a dump'? Can you not be like the majority of the rest of humanity and 'use the toilet to do what you need to do,' without making a song, dance and a BIG announcement about it?
Maybe it has something to do with > a one night stand - and being able to announce this event to the world!
Seems like there is a lot that is 'fresh' going on in your world.
Ok, hope you enjoy it, all. Can't stand here gassing with ya.
Sash.
2006-09-23 15:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run the shower, open a window and have a dump! Then have a shower to give the smell a chance to get out.
2006-09-23 10:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by NJP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my father told us that he was faced with this dilemma on one occasion (dont forget especially in his day 'courting'couples did not do these things, especially not ladies lol). He was given permission to stay the night by her parents. He was so embarrassed however about noise and pong that he held on then nipped round their overgrown vegetable patch and did it there, using the leaves. Days later it was discovered and the girls mum blamed the neighbour's dog (big dog!)
2006-09-23 10:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you clean the toilet when you've finished. That thing usually kept under the toilet is a brush. There should be some toilet cleaner somewhere too. That will leave the toilet nice and clean and smelling nice.
2006-09-23 10:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go somewhere to get breakfast and use some public toilets or you could have a shower to cover the "any possible noise"
2006-09-23 10:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either ask her nicely if she minds you using the toilet then make sure you use an airfreshner afterwards or wait until you get home. What other alternatives do you think there are? Or if there are any McDonalds or other restaurants nearby, you could always use those. :)
2006-09-23 10:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by mancunian_nick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it is indeed a one night stand + u r unlikely to see her again, then DO IT!
better out than in ;)
if you ARE likely to see her again, or she knows ur mates etc, then hold it in + wait till u get home
2006-09-23 11:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by manca300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Head for the bathroom and let it all out.
Always best to be honest about these things.
2006-09-26 18:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by lauriekins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋