Who is worse? george bush or Osama?

Question

I am looking for sma witty and funny answers.

Answer 1

Well, you decide for yourself. Bush is for bombing and Osama is for suicide bombing.

Answer 2

I think Osama is the worse dresser. (He dresses like a girl.)

I think W has a worse beard.

I bet Osama is a worse dancer. (But it would be painful to watch either of them.)

Osama probably smells worse than Bush.

Bush is a worse mountainman and wouldn't be as good at high altitude survival.

Osama's English is better than Bush's.

I think Osama would be worse as the President of the United States, but I think Bush would be a very poor Al Queda leader since he giggles too much and those Al Queda guys don't seem to be into silly people.

Both are equally poor in choosing their battles.... tie.

Both are very secretive....tie.

I think Bush is misguided, but I think he believes he is trying to accomplish good, and is not motivated by hate. Osama seems to be largely motivated by hate. He's a hater. That's got to be worse, right?

Bush has better taste in women and hotter daughters. I'm not sure Osama has any taste in women.

Boy this is a tough one. There are so many parameters.

I'll be interested to see how this poll turns out.

Maybe they could settle it with a game of Rock Paper Scissors or Quarters.

Answer 3

George Bush and Osama and the War on Terror.
George W. Bush : The Script Writer
Osama : The Paid Actor
War on Terror : Biggest Sit-Com in the history of Television.
Location : New York, Iraq, Afghanistan,Pakistan, Sudan
Crew Members : Innocent Women = who have been raped and killed. Innocent Men = Tortured to Death. Innocent young U.S. Marines = Despatched to Die.

The innocent children, who died for no reasons.

The sitcom is still going on, TRP is very high to accomodate any other sitcoms.

Answer 4

I think its George Bush. This is because Osama does carries out inhuman activities openly by accepting the fact that he is a terrorist but Bush on the other hand does them as well but by hiding behind the fact of being the president of the most powerful nation of the world. His inhuman support to Israel for attcks on lebenon, his attemt to gain monoply over iraq by his ruthless measures can not be ignored.

Answer 5

If youre anti-American, liberal, or Satan- Bush. Because then you dont believe terrorism is a threat or needs to be dealt. But people like Bush represent the enemy that seek to keep traditional marriage, ban the killing of unborn babies, and promote sound conservative values and Christianity.

If youre at all sane, educated, religious, or moral- Osama Bin Ladin who caused 9/11 and continues to arm and encourage terrorists who target and murder non-combatants.

Answer 6

Bush - after Afhanistan,it was Iraq, next Pakistan by the time he would have gone through half the world and Osama would still be free or long past dead and into his grave without anyone knowing it.

Answer 7

Bush is after a terrorist who killed innocent people in his fight against some government .Osama is a terrorist , a self declared Islamic fundamentalist terrorist who is carrying out the command of prophet mohamed to convert the entire world to islam or to kill those who are not accepting Islam.How can you compare the two.?Osama is a terrorists who kills innocent people and a Bush is the president of a country who is after the terrorist who killed th epoeple of the country under his presidenship.He is duty bound to protect the people of his country. he is right in going after any country that gives support to the terrorist and in the process of waging a war aginst regimes that support terrorists innocent civilians of the country that support terrorists get killed and that is unavoidable . the civilians themselves should have risen up against the terrorist reginmes. I have see the civilians of certin countries rejoicing at the destruction of the twin towers and celebrating the deathof inoocnet people in the fire . Do not such barbaric civilians deserve punishment ? Is it right to sympathise with such devilish barbaric civilians ?
Would you call a president who fights inhuman devils , bad and equate him with an Islamic religous terrorist ?

Answer 8

I would say Osama. He makes promises he knows he can't keep. There aren't 71 virgins left in the world!

Answer 9

Bush and Osama are buddies.

Answer 10

That son of a pig, Osama is worse.

Answer 11

they are one in the same....To insinuate evil motive from the mercy flights of bin Laden family members and Saudi royals after 9/11 shows the sickness of the conspiratorial mindset.

Le Figaro’s report in October 2001, known to have originated with French intelligence, that the CIA met Osama bin Laden in a Dubai hospital in July 2001, proves again the perfidy of the French.

That the tape in which bin Laden claims responsibility for the attacks was released by the State Department after having been found providentially by US forces in Afghanistan, and depicts a fattened Osama with a broader face and a flatter nose, proves Osama, and Osama alone, masterminded 9/11.

That at the battle of Tora Bora, where bin Laden was surrounded on three sides, Special Forces received no order to advance and capture him and were forced to stand and watch as two Russian-made helicopters flew into the area where bin Laden was believed hiding, loaded up passengers and returned to Pakistan,