Through some strange quirk in their constitutional make-up, some people choose to play golf, unlike a person with ginger hair who should have chosen different parents and ancestors. Golf removes areas of countryside from people enjoyed by non-perverted countryside ramblers. Society has chosen to proscribe under age sex, fornication with goats and opium smoking, why not golf as well?
A Brain Sex question (from a cack-handed croquette).
2006-09-22 22:30:52 · 25 answers · asked by Perseus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Golf is so popular because it is the only time a straight man is allowed to wear pink or yellow pants to get in touch with his gay side. If we outlawed golf, the divorce rate would approach 100%.
2006-09-22 22:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yes, Playing Golf is a mental illness EXACTLY like homosexuality beastiality and being a closed-minded jackhat. The only difference is there are enough .357 Magnum bullets to cure what ails you, Golf is too pervasive in our world and appears to be hereditary.
2006-09-23 00:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by W0LF 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Homosexuality was declassified as a mental illness back in 1973 by the American Psychiatric Association.
You might want to read thoroughly the article attached to this posting for answers to your concerns about homosexuality.
2006-09-23 00:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by nemesis 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes and No.
Yes, it's a mental illness.
No, NOT like homosexuality. Homosexuality was REMOVED from the APA list of mental disorders and illnesses back in 1972, welcome to the New Century!
No, it's not like beastiality. Beastiality is a SEXUAL devience/disorder. Golf has little to nothing to do with sex.
2006-09-23 02:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive never played golf in real life although I am addicted to it on my PSP.
I can see why people play it though as it must be a relaxing way to spend the day outside if the weather is nice.
2006-09-22 22:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by Emma-Lou 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually asking inane questions like that is far closer to a mental illness than homosexuality.
2006-09-23 00:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused... then again I just had a whole bottle of '59 red... lol but homosexuality is not an illness. I can tell you now that i'm not sick... *sigh* you need to open your mind a little more.
2006-09-22 23:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by i_am_nathan_2002 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Golf is a great game, no mental illness involved.
2006-09-23 01:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
golf is like football addictive and competitive,i play when i can and no I'm not gay i enjoy getting out in the open every now and then and it seems to relax me so perhaps you should get off the PC and try it instead of moaning you may like it!
2006-09-22 22:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by gutsy 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hardly comparable.
Golf is primarily an outdoor activity and is more akin to masochism than the other sports mentioned.
2006-09-23 00:24:29 · answer #10 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋