The Setting: You are a corporate executive...and drop dead gorgeous. So gorgeous that you had to fire your executive assitant because he was a typical guy. (Sexual Harassment)
The Setup: You have an interview with a replacement exec. assistant...and it is a guy. (You have to love Human Resources) You read his resume and credentials and he seems like a great candidate.
The Challenge: You are walking to go get the guy waiting in the lobby....you turn the corner...wow...he's kinda cute. But stick to your objective...you want to see if you want to hire this guy and not waste your time and HR's time. So...how would you test him to see if he will be loyal to you, or if he is a typical male who will harrass you down the road. Would you do a flirt test? Or a "where are your eyes" test? Have some fun. : ) Best answer gets the points.
2006-09-22 16:20:09 · 10 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'm gorgeous, right?
i am wearing something sexy, because, well, i can't help it...i just am. i unbutton the top button of my blouse and i since i am wearing a short skirt (to show off my oh-so-prefect legs), i sit with my legs crossed facing him. i follow his eyes to see if he is a breast man or leg man or both. after all, i have given him a visual buffet and i wait to see if he can speak. he can only answer in head nods. of course, he stutters and cannot seem to focus on the conversation. his eyes start going up and down (breast to leg) until his head explodes. my problem is solved and i call 911. or is it the coroner? to pick up the body.
once the body is cleared, i walk out to the reception area and find my next interview...another man. i unbutton my blouse and ask him into my office in my most sultry voice.
(eventually the police detective comes to interview me because i have killed so many men, he thinks i am a serial killer)
2006-09-22 19:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well any woman who is a corporate executive is obviously smart and professional enough NOT to do any "flirt" test. I would interview the guy just like anybody else. It sounds like you've got some dirty little fantasies, my friend.
2006-09-22 16:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by munkees81 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wold keep work at work. When it comes to professional situations, I am very businesslike. I would continue with the interview in a very businesslike manner. Even somewhat cold, perhaps. This would be to make sure he gets the message that I am off limits.
2006-09-22 16:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by fixer of all aka mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 16:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No flirt test, that would make me as bad as the last guy. I would politely show him to my office and see where his eyes are going as we walk there. If they are where they are supposed to be all is good, if not, "Next"
2006-09-22 16:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd offer him a beer, then hit on him just a little and see what he says. Then I suppose if you were single and he flirted back you could just sleep with him and hire someone else!
2006-09-22 16:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lesley C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him if he had any idea as to why I fired my last assistant?If he says no then I will explain it to him & let him know that the same fate awaits him if should persue that course with me..Why play games & waste my time?..=)
2006-09-22 16:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have him come into my office but before he comes in I would unbutton my top button just a little so he can see my upper bra a little and if he constantly stares than he is more into me than the job
2006-09-22 16:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by misshannahprice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id hike up my dress and yank down the front too, but put some broccoli in my teeth, if he discreetly tells me about the broccoli without mentioning the other stuff, he gets the job!!
2006-09-22 22:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget all the Drama. Hire a bonafide Gay Guy.
2006-09-22 16:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by larrywterry@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋