but CLEAN jokes?
2006-09-22 16:10:55 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) A Duck walks into a bar..Says, Hey Bartender, Give me a Beer and Put it on my Bill
2)Why did the cat cross the road? Because the dog was on the sidewalk next to him yelling....GO GO YOU CAN MAKE IT GO...
3) What do you call a Karate Pig? Pork Chop
Yes I am 33 years old...and Tired but I gave it a try!
2006-09-22 16:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rabbit !
Rabbit who ?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present !
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
2006-09-22 23:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, im sorry, because clean jokes really arn't that funny.
2006-09-22 23:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋