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is dominos pizza faster than the paramedics?

2006-09-22 16:01:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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"yo" LMAO

2006-09-22 16:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 0 1

I work as a paramedic, and several times a day (when we get a 911 call) we risk our lives driving as fast as humanly possible to get to the scene. We run red lights, drive on the wrong side of the highway, and in general do things that run the risk of getting us killed every day. All that just so we can get to the patient as soon as we possibly can and provide care.
Trust me; in my town, when my ambulance company responds, no one gets there faster! Once I beat the patient to the scene, but that's a bit of a long story.
You have a good day...

2006-09-23 04:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0 0

Public Enemy-911's a joke

2006-09-22 23:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0 1

when I was living in Raleigh about 12 yrs ago, very early one morning a man came from around the side of my duplex and approached me ( I was up and outside packing to move ) I slammed the door shut but the lock was getting jammed but it finally locked. I grabbed a knife and the phone. I called 911 and they are like is he trying to hurt you, I'm like wtf do you think at 4am in the morning. They said they would send someone. I called my hubby who was at his 2nd job at that time and he was about 15 to 20 minutes away and I told him someone was around the house and I was scared to death.
My husband made it home in 5 minutes. 45 minutes later the police show up, im like wth is the point, I couldve been dead by now, they were like oh they changed the name of this street like 3 yrs ago and I'm LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOO ???
First thing that was the scariest, when my husband was trying to unlock the door to get to me, I thought it was the guy who approached me , I was terrified.

second thing, 1 week later an elderly couple who lived not even 1000 feet from us were murdered in their home by 2 teenagers that fit the description of one of the guys who approached me.
It took me a good year to feel safe alone outside in the dark

45minutes we had to wait on police!

2006-09-22 23:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 0 1

No, Flavor Flav was completely wrong. Then again, I live in the burbs

2006-09-22 23:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1 0

Yes. PS's go round 60mph. DS's go round 70 mph cuz I will sew dem if my pizza gets cold! They know it to cuz I told and they were scered!

2006-09-22 23:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

no, here the paramedics and all emergency people get to the scene fast....

2006-09-22 23:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I don't think any real American would ever joke about 9/11.

2006-09-22 23:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0 1

Nope.

2006-09-22 23:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 1 0

nope

2006-09-23 00:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1 0

it is a joke in my town.

2006-09-22 23:03:22 · answer #11 · answered by rizwano 7 · 0 1

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