2006-09-22 16:00:59 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus and Moses were playing golf... Moses teed off first and hit a beautiful drive that landed the ball on the green, 4 inches away from the first hole. Jesus applauded Moses' drive and set up for his turn. Jesus then swung his club and drove the ball 350 yards to the green where his ball landed 3 inches away from the hole... Moses of course congratulated Jesus on his swing... Just then a majestic eagle, soaring overhead, screeched and dove down to the pond next to the green and scooped a fish right out of the water. As the eagle was flying back over the green to take his prey back to it's nest a gigantic bank of storm clouds rolled in and a bolt of lightening shot from the sky and came so close to the eagle that it dropped it's fish. The fish then landed right next to the hole Jesus and Moses were playing and all of the sudden a golf ball rolled out of the fish's mouth and into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate when your father plays with us."
2006-09-22 16:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man was in a convenience store on the out skirts of New Orleans questioning the owner about living conditions. Another customer overheard what was going on and joined in. The first man finally said that he'd been transferred to the Big Easy and was worried about the crime and muggings he'd heard about, and wanted to know if it was true that there were even shootings in the streets. "Well," said the other customer, "I've lived here all my life, and I live in a quiet little neighborhood where we have no trouble at all." The first man said that that was very reassuring and that he appreciated every body's time. "By the way," he asked the customer, "what do you do for a living?" The customer replied, "I'm a tale gunner on a Dr Pepper delivery truck."
2006-09-22 16:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fave is
why is 6 afraid of 7?
Cuz 7 8 9
2006-09-22 16:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by mom363546 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did I heard one today about a blonde(the guy only told me it cause I am blonde) and I laughed foir like 20 min but I can't remeber now... but I have one that I say"you are so stupid you thought that cherrios were doughnut seeds"
2006-09-22 16:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doctor: Take condom.
Simplton: With water or milk?
2006-09-22 16:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by ziaq 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I haven't heard any.
2006-09-22 16:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope not yet, still waiting on it...
2006-09-22 17:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋