Tell me a funny joke and ill give you 10 points to the funniest one.
2006-09-22 15:59:22 · 5 answers · asked by super_gromet7 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Suck a nut
2006-09-22 16:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.Death 5 · 1⤊ 8⤋
A lady walks into a hardware store looking for a hinge. The salesman hands her a hinge and asks "Do you want a screw for that?"
"No", she replies, "But I'd do ya for that clock radio on the shelf."
2006-09-22 16:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by BIYATCH! 2 · 12⤊ 0⤋
A little boy is sitting on the steps of a house. A salesman comes up to him and asks, "Is your mother home?" The boy answers, "Yes, sir." The salesman goes to the door and rings the doorbell, no one answers. He tries a second time and still no response. The salesman goes to the boy and says, "You told me your mother was home." "She is, this isn't my house."
It's old, but what I can remember now.
2006-09-22 19:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by SwoonWorthy 6 · 11⤊ 1⤋
A Marine and a Sailor walk into the mens room of a bar. The Marine flushes and heads for the door, but the Sailor, finishing up, calls to him, "In the Navy, we're taught to wash our hands after using the head." "Oh" says the Marine, "Well, in the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
2006-09-22 16:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Hot Lips 4077 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Why didn't the blind man go skydiving?
Cuz skydiving scares the crap out of his dog.
2006-09-22 16:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by Kit 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋