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We are old friends, can't we unify to exterminate the vermin al-quada together and have sex with their women like the old days?

2006-09-22 15:46:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Cuz the French are grey poupon eatin' sissies. An' they even have a shower in the toilet for their asses!

2006-09-22 15:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

Having lived beside the French all my life and having come from the Province that has been beside Quebec since the days of confederation I can tell you that they are ok. They don't take life as seriously as English Canada and they don't care that much about what goes on outside thier Province or thier nation -

There is a lot that the Americans could learn from that Take care of your own There is a lot that English Canada could learn from that Take care of your own.

Other than that try poutine and try putting maynaise on your burger you might like it .

I choose to stay in English Canada but just because you can't manipulate the French into doing anything is no reason to be angry at them no one else has gotten them to do anything either (Germany excepted).

As for the sex part they are likely still willing they haven't changed as for the war part they haven't changed there either so just forget about that.

These are a people (in Quebec any way) that believe speeding laws and the drinking age are a suggestion. Leave them be and enjoy them when you go there ......

2006-09-22 22:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

French believe the militants can be reasoned with which is bullsh!t.

The French have hygiene issues they general smell like body order.

French women don't like to shave.......nasty.

They call Americans arrogant lol. French have their heads so far up their azz it's not funny.

And flying Air France is the worst! The smell on the flight would make a maggot gag.

2006-09-22 23:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Madness_75 2 · 0 0

Who gave you the idea that they love you.Historically because of European history Anglos,French,Spanish& Latinos and Russians have always been at each others throats,although they helped each other against a new rising threat like against germany and italy in 2nd world war.but as soon as the war ended the help ended too.They werealways were Enemies of each other and they will remain so unless Lord Jesus Christ come back Which is highly unlikely.By the way USA is Anglo how French will love them?

2006-09-22 23:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Dr.O 5 · 1 0

the atlantic ocean.

french don't beleive in the war on terror.

I think it has to do with "English and French"

that is why it is a mostly american front.

Al Qaeda didn't do nothing to the french

and the french civil war (muslim youth uprisings) is a small sign of the issue. Simply why waste money on killing a bunch of people, that arn't doing nothing to you?
Why damage an economy when you can trade with them instead.

The unholy crusade of america isn't benificial in the long term, nor good. The french are wise to reduce their role to holding off the jews from lebanon and hizbollah from attacking isreal.

Nothing a rocket defence couldn't have done.. that and a microwave fence and ground forward projection.. heck if US can do it with mexico Isreal can do it with Lebanon since they get free us goods.

2006-09-22 22:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by intracircumcordei 4 · 0 1

America offered a hug to the French. The French turned around and kicked America in the balls. Its not a "America hate France and France hates America" deal, but a "America wants to make amends, but the French are too rude to" problem.

2006-09-22 22:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by samdragonsfire 2 · 2 0

Maybe if they surrender to a foreign power and need help again we can pretend to be friends. Until then, tensions will be high as they sold many weapons to the regime in Iraq against the worlds bidding's.

2006-09-22 22:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

We don't hate the French. Look how many times we helped them, in love and war!
How many times have they turned their backs on us and we still help them.
They would be a lot easier to love if they bathed. I rode on a plane , sitting next to a Frenchman.21/2 hrs! P.U.

2006-09-22 22:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The only french I love are fries.

2006-09-22 22:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sorry buddy, you´re a clown, and an ignorant and insulting one at that. No need to post these sorts of things.

2006-09-22 22:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Tristansdad 3 · 0 2

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