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2006-09-22 14:47:58 · 10 answers · asked by reg 2 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Joe fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Joe had a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his neigbor
Stupid eh???
the man walked into a bar ouch
2006-09-22 14:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by pharfly1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His nob was stuck in the chicken.
2006-09-22 21:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by foogill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID YOU SEE THE BREAKING NEWS ON CNN ABOUT AN ILLNESS THE POPE CAME DOWN WITH? IT JUST CAME ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE POPE HAVING THE BIRD FLU, IT SAID ONE OF THE CARDINALS GAVE IT TO HIM LOL
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ELEPHANTS SEX ORGAN IS; IT IS HIS FOOT CAUSE IF HE STEPS ON YOU YOUR SCREWED ( SORRY HAD TO KEEP THE ANSWER RATED P.G.)
2006-09-22 22:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by loveable_bear3030 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 but don't ask me how they got in the light bulb.
2006-09-22 21:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by jsprite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waves!
2006-09-22 22:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by kid_flav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy who swims across the English Channel with no arms and no legs........?
Clever Dick
2006-09-22 21:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Bohemian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
a lot of holes in Australia
2006-09-22 21:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Marg N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so skinny she can hang glide from a dorito.
OHHHHH and my favorite.......Whats a fly with no wings????
A walk. hahahaha! I really do love that one.
2006-09-22 21:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by idontknow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
2006-09-23 00:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by gambia_joy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's orange and goes weh!weh? a wounded cheesie.
2006-09-22 21:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by my_mas0n 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋