1. tootie fruitie
2. ya old scudder!
3. honest doc,it's only a scratch
4. little house on the prairie
5. heart warming
6. we know who you are
2006-09-22 14:07:05 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Little Jimmy was going to the "Little house on the prairie" to buy himself a nice packet of "tootie fruitie" jelly beans. Along the way he (while riding his new bike) he scrapes it along Doctor Smith's new car.
The doctor is mad and shouts at poor Jimmy. "honest doc, it's only a scratch" Jimmy says quickly. 'It'll rub out, honest.' Angrily the good doctor starts to get back in his car and Jimmy shouts "You old scudder!" and rides off laughing.
Jimmy gets to the "Little house on the prairie" shop and finally gets his beloved candy and begins to pay for it when a man (not unsimilar to an FBI agent) comes up to him. "we know who you are" they say to a nervous Jimmy. Jimmy then throws his jellybeans on the floor and the agent slips and Jimmy runs home, accidentally scraping the doctors car again. This is my "heart warming" story.
2006-09-22 14:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
During the heart warming days of "Little House On The Prairie" all of us, just about, could say we know who you are when seeing Michael Landon's photo.Today when watching the program, I often think of how hard they worked and never complained. More than once, you'd hear it said by folks in those days, "honest doc, it's only a scratch" and go on about their business. On occasion, John would meet up with folks moving into town and they would talk about how "Doc," was an old scudder and his friendliness toward them. Too bad they couldn't of offered him a tootie fruitie for his labors as many had nothing to pay him for his services and he did it out of love for mankind anyway.........
2006-09-22 21:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's another dippity day in Old Lower Hagsterville. (not to be confused with NEW Lower Hagsterville, oh no, don't you dare!) It's a peaceful, quaint town during the day (think "Little House on the Prarie"), but ANYTHING goes at night. It was pre-dawn, and I was busy with clean-up duty from the night before. Some medieval knights had come thundering into town drunk. Officer Friendly had tried to arrest them for DUI, and the lead hooligan got off his horse and said, "Go fling yourself up the tallest smokestack in the State of New Jersey, ya old scudder!" That was when the sword fight broke out. I played a requiem for the dead policeman on my tootie frutie (that's what we call a horn made from a banana). It was kinda sad, watching Abe Friendly lay there, saying, "Honest, Doc, it's only a scratch...." while he faded from this world. I just looked up at the last surviving knight, who had already re-mounted his wounded horse and started to turn away, and said "We know who you are. We'll hunt you to the ends of the Earth!" Then, the sun started poking over the horizon and things returned to normal again. Deeza's Den of Deadly Delights became the Old Lower Hagsterville General Store once again. It was heart warming. I walked to the barn to start churning the day's butter.
2006-09-22 22:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today I had to take my friend tootie fruitie to the doctor, well her stripping name, her real name is Jennifer.When we got there, she started to sign in, when a lady said there's no need for you to sign in, we know who you are go in and see the doctor he's waiting for you. She showed the doctor her irritated skin, and he asked her if she had any unprotected sex. She said No, I'm a virgin. Then he said are you sure? Then she said honest doc, it's only a scratch. He gave her some medication and suggested that she stayed at home for a while. I decided to stay over her house for awhile, and we began flipping through channels and we saw that little house on prairie was on, it was in black and white. I then screamed ya old scudder! This proves how old you are if you were alive when things were still in black and white. We watched back to back episodes of little house on the prairie and they were both heart warming. I went home shortly after and tootie fruitie recovered and was back stripping at the chicken shack.
2006-09-22 21:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heart warming, little house on the prairie. We know who you are, Tootie fruitie, ya old scudder. Honest doc, it's only a scratch.
2006-09-22 21:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by schythed 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋