Could a computer geek be a porn star with a microsoft floppy disk? Is there a window of opportunity for him?

Answer 1

Surprisingly, 70% of men wrongly believe their disks are Microsoft, when they are in fact completely normal. Disk upgrading is not usually possible, even with pumps, but a silly name normally compensates for any shortcomings. Expertise with front-loading slots and good virus protection are both essential in the industry. And any aspiring star, even if he is macrohard, should pay tribute to Microsoft by calling himself 'Fill Gates'.

Answer 2

perhaps, if he was an XPert at it. He would have to check his unit :)