2006-09-22 11:42:55 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There are so many Fred Jones that it's hard to keep up with the Fred Joneses. An ascot, eh? I'd assume that leaves out the NBA star, and possibly the famous cat from the UK, although I've never seen him offscreen. Perhaps he wears ascots in his free time. (I've always wondered what cats and dogs do on their days off. Perhaps they go elsewhere to have Laotian masseuses and Russian mail-order brides lick their nether regions.)
At any rate, I believe everyone should liquidate his or her ascots except for the late David Niven. He needed his to cover the nasty neck burns from Tallulah Bankhead's ebony-holdered cigarettes, and he also looked so incredibly damned spiffy in them ascots.
Joan Rivers can keep hers, too. It's better than looking at that obscene pink swaying, hanging, turkey-neck thing she's got going. It's like watching a flesh pendulum during an 8.9 scale Guatemalan earthquake. If Joan gets one more facelift, they'll need to put a censor's black square over her chin. Or at least give it a merkin for the cable channels.
I'm really looking forward to the spinach-flavoured pasta whipping, luv. You alone give me a reason to keep on living and sporing. I dream of you always even when I don't dream.
2006-09-22 13:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-09-22 13:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!
everyone else said yes so I'm totally taking the other side!
2006-09-23 06:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! He should.
2006-09-22 11:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by STONE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well some people could agree to that but personally I'm not sure
2006-09-22 13:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋