I have come upon a new friend, his name is rupurt. Rupurt, my new friend, is a smushed spider. I found him on half of a danish. He is ever so smushed. just like the danish. I think a large rock fell on the danish. Rupurt is a magic spider.
2006-09-22 11:21:39 · 27 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
rupurt is a magic spider and you are a very special person
2006-09-22 11:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat Rupert (hence absorbing the magic) and throw away the Danish.
If the rock is still there, grind it up and make monkey paste out of it. Good to heal those cuts on your hands from picking danishes out of rock trees
2006-09-22 18:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I feel bad for Rupurt and the danish.
2006-09-22 18:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by fina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is amazing. I hope you keep him forever. I had a bee in a jar for 3 years. He never decomposed. He only lost his legs. He was still fuzzy after 3 years and did not stink. But my sister's cat ate him... Bumble bees make great dead pets.
2006-09-22 18:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by Holly G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure to give Rupart a heartfelt eulogy & a beautiful flowery burial... don't forget the headstone, to mark the occasion & grave-sight.
2006-09-22 18:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FIFI you look just like me!!!!!
Spread him on the pastry like marmalade, eat it and then maybe you'll feel sparkly instead of sick. I only say that because you say Rupert is magic and magical things are always sparkly.
2006-09-22 18:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he is a magic spider, then U have a great imagination!!!
2006-09-22 18:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by mmvmartha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1)ur just plain crazy 2) he's not magic 3)leave him alone or just kill him
2006-09-22 18:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay off the drugs, and you and Rupurt will be fine!
2006-09-22 18:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by liberpez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he is dead, please have a nice funeral for him. If he is still alive.... go get him a fresh danish and celebrate his magic!!
2006-09-22 18:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle : 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋