**** Can you write an interesting paragraph incorporating these words??

Question

( I have received the nicest email from people who have great memories of Gunsmoke. Try this,friends.)
1. I'll get on you like ugly on an ape!
2. I was at the jailhouse lookin’ after a prisoner all night!
3. Matt,if you stand me up
4. Oh, hush up! I'm trying to help you
5. No I'm... I'm all worn out.
6. It's Sunshine that I love

Answer 1

There's no business like paper clips. Competition is tight in this market. I sit in a 23rd story office building, and I wear a bulletproof vest to work every morning. I've had to replace it twice, and four times I've had to fire my gun. You get into this business, and they want you dead as a doornail. My girlfriend finds it exciting, though. She came to meet me for lunch a couple of times last week, despite the fact that my office is in a war zone (the only place, ironically, where such a business would be safe). She and I had joked the night before; she'd said to me, "Matt, if you stand me up, I'll get on you like ugly on an ape!" My reply had been simple: "You promise?" My job is great, but there's no contest; it's Sunshine that I love more than anything. She's beautiful, her eyes sparkle, and she's sexy when she's angry. Now, my second job is far more safe to the point where it's boring; I'm a part-time detective. Right after we had dinner, I was at the jailhouse lookin' after a prisoner all night! But he was MY prisoner, not the state's prisoner, not waiting to hear from a judge who could send him right home, he was my personal property and he had NO rights. Fool had worked for my competitor, who developed a paper clip that was 1/10th of a cent cheaper than ours. This, obviously, is unacceptable. So, he can never be allowed to return to free society, lest he ruin me and ruin my business and destroy my life. How dare he do that to me! "Oh, hush up! I'm trying to help you!" was the last excuse out of his mouth before he was formally introduced to my two assistants, who had their little talk with him. I would love to put him to death, but it would be too sloppy. I'm too tired for that anyway. No, I'm.....I'm all worn out. Time for lights out.

Answer 2

When he took me to the top of the mountain at dawn, he said "it's sunshine that I love." Sunshine was the nickname he gave me, when we first saw the sunrise. But I told "Matt, if you stand me up" again, I'll leave him. He was a cop. If anyone hurt me, he always says, "I'll get on you like ugly on an ape." And when he arrives late for our date, he tells me "I was at a jailhouse lookin' after a prisoner all night!" I admire him and his bravery. But after making love, I tell him, "No I'm . . . I'm all worn out", purring like a cat. And if I try to get help him out, he turns the other cheek, and says "Oh hush up! I'm trying to help you." That's when I saw the darker side of him.