When is Desperate House Wives coming on?

Answer 1

Sunday on ABC at 9:00 PM ET

Answer 2

It is my understanding that the Season Premiere of Desperate Housewives is this Sunday Night, September 24, 2006, on ABC.

Answer 3

Way too soon. It should never be on again. It is just Trash. I used to like Terri Hatcher before she was a Hoochie- back in the days of Lois and Clark.

Answer 4

Sunday at 9:00pm ABC. Can't wait.

Answer 5

Sunday...the 24th

Answer 6

tuesdays, 21.15h on Pro7....."We luuuv to entertain you!"

Answer 7

September 24..

ive got spoilers.. so the ones who dont wanna know , dont read!



Episode 3.01: Listen to the Rain on the Roof
Airdate: September 24, 2006

09/22 - When Mary Alice Young’s familiar voice opens the third season of ABC’s “Desperate Housewives” on Sept. 24, one can’t help but thinks her words have a dual meaning. As a storm dumps water onto Wisteria Lane, her words can be applied as easily to what’s happening on the screen as to the tempest the show endured in its second season. “This is what rainy days are good for,” Young says. “They make everything clean again, which is necessary on a street like Wisteria Lane. Where everything can get so messy.” [...] The season premiere hums along just fine, except for a disturbing conversation in which Bree tells her lady friends she does not want to engage in premarital sex with Orson. [...] This time, it’s Bree’s friend Gabby (Eva Longoria) who says, “You wouldn’t buy a car without at least taking it for a little test drive.” Source: MSNBC
09/22 - In Sunday's episode, we'll learn where the shady Orson came from, and as the season progresses, his web will start to untangle. "Mike and Orsondo have a past, and it's slowly revealed," Denton told us. [...] Meanwhile, Gabrielle's kicked Carlos out of the house and is left to deal with his mistress, Xiao Mei, since she is still carrying their baby. And while Xiao Mei's English is broken, she's managed to learn the phrase "What a *****!" over the summer, and she sure knows how to use it! [...] "We meet Tom's daughter in episode one, and we're wanting and struggling to include her in our life. It's really her mother that we'd like to avoid!" said Doug Savant. "In the season opener, there's a great scene, where we're attempting to shoot the family Christmas photo with all the kids. She's very hurt that she's not been included, as only she could expect to be in somebody else's family Christmas photo." Source: Kristin on E!Online
09/14 - Our favorite carrot-topped compulsive does something — or should I say, experiences something — with new beau Orson that literally made me laugh my *** off. Also, Susan does something incredibly clumsy and dumb. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide
09/11 - Guest starring are Laurie Metcalf as Carolyn Bigsby, Dougray Scott as Ian Kavanaugh, Rachel Fox as Kayla, Kiersten Warren as Nora, Gwendoline Yeo as Xiao-Mei, Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. McCluskey, Valerie Mahaffey as Alma Hodge, Jeanne Sakata as Li Wang, Mike Baldridge as guy no.1, Dennis W. Hall as clown, Charlie Dell as older man, Michael Krepack as boy, Terry Bozeman as Dr. Marshall and Vernee Watson Johynson as ER Doctor. Source: ABC
09/11 - The first episode opens six months after the finale with a mystery that is tied directly to Bree, Mike, and Susan. Bree is about to wed the secretive, meticulous dentist Orson, who's hiding something so chilling it gave him reason to run down manly plumber Mike with his car in May's finale. "Let's just say that in many ways Bree has met the perfect man for her… but that will ultimately prove to be the downfall of the relationship," hints Cherry. "The idea that one of our women marries a guy who has dark secrets and possibly a violent streak — I thought there was something exciting about that, but real and relatable." Source: Entertainment Weekly
09/07 - Rain is falling on Wisteria Lane when we catch up with the ladies six months later. A baby on the way and her marriage on the rocks, Gabrielle finds herself with more than she can handle; Lynette tries to embrace her newly extended family, and Orson's mysterious past begins to unfold. Laurie Metcalf and Jeanne Sakata guest star. Source: ABC
07/21 - Consulting producer Jeff Greenstein reveals: Six months [will have passed since the season finale]. Xiao-Mei is on the verge of giving birth; Lynette is reaching her breaking point with Nora; Bree and Orson are getting engaged. All of a sudden we're reaching a point of maximum drama. Source: The Ausiello Report
07/05 - Lynette gets frustrated when the clown she hired for Parker's birthday party asks for more money because the kids want balloon animals. Edie shows an older couple ready to retire a house on Wisteria Lane. Later she shows Paul Young's house to a gay couple. Carlos and Gaby are looking for Xiao-Mei, who has run away. Kayla claims that Lynette hurt her. Later, she calls Tom claiming the shower where she and her mom live is broken... for the second time in a week. Is Kayla trying to get Tom to spend more time with her and Nora? A woman shaves the man who is in a coma. She talks with a doctor about the hopes of the man waking up eventually. Source: SpoilerFix.com
07/04 - In the season premiere of the show, someone will be in a coma, a woman will visit the ER, Parker will have a birthday party featuring a not-so-funny clown, and a divorce attorney will appear. This episode will also feature Kayla, Tom and Nora’s daughter. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat


Episode 3.02: It Takes Two
Airdate: October 1, 2006

09/18 - Susan and Ian have their first official date while their respective lovers remain in comas, and Xaio-Mei, the surrogate mother of Gaby and Carlos’ baby, delivers the long awaited bundle of joy. Guest starring are Laurie Metcalf as Carolyn Bigsby, Dougray Scott as Ian Kavanaugh, Kiersten Warren as Nora, Gwendoline Yeo as Xiao-Mei, Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. McCluskey, Valerie Mahaffey as Alma Hodge, Ernie Hudson as Detective Ridley, Dakin Matthews as Reverend Sikes, Peter Jason as Jeff, Mary Margaret Lewis as Renee, Fiona Hale as Aunt Fern, Michael Yavnieli as bartender, Jim Jansen as clinic doctor, Rick Fitts as the coroner, Dougland Park as the doctor, Martin Grey as the mediator and Jason-Shane Scott as the waiter. Source: ABC
09/11 - Susan does find a little of that when she meets a wry English chap named Ian (Dougray Scott) at the hospital. "Susan, for the very first time, has a guy who can legitimately rival Mike for her affections," says Cherry. "I expect the fans to be tormented." Adds Daily: "Talk about dark comedy — we're trying to find the humor in these two people bonding over the fact that they each have a partner in a coma." Source: Entertainment Weekly
08/02 - The dead woman was found buried in clay and all her teeth were removed. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat
07/21 - I hear that Josh Henderson (of Over There, aka Ashlee Simpson's ex-boyfriend) has been offered 15 episodes on Desperate Housewives this season. It was previously announced that Edie's 18-year-old nephew will come to town, so I'm guessing that may be him. Source: Kristin on E!Online
07/21 - Consulting producer Jeff Greenstein reveals: Mike is in a coma at the start of the year, so Susan has been dutifully attending to him. In the course of doing so, she meets a handsome man whose wife is in a coma across the hall. And the analogy Marc used, which I love, is that as she's dutifully attending to the comatose Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant walks in. So they become sort of coma buddies. It starts out with the two of them sharing coffee in the hallway, and it sort of blossoms into a romance. Obviously, that's going to get really complicated when Mike comes around. [Edies's nephew, Austin, comes to town and begins a relationship with Susan's daughter, Julie. So that becomes sort of a Montague-Capulet sort of situation. It's fun seeing Edie in a parental context. We haven't really seen that too much. Source: The Ausiello Report [Note: The storyline love triangle involving Susan could start in episode 3.01.]
07/14 - Susan goes to a restaurant with a man whose wife is in a coma. Awkwardness ensues when the parents of the wife are also at the restaurant. A switcharoo happens between two coma patients. A woman is pleased when she is announced a man is coming out of his coma. Bree and Orson wed. Carlos and Gabrielle meet a divorce mediator. Later, during the wedding party, Gabrielle enlists a gay barman to help her make Carlos jealous. The body of a dead woman is found. One of Bree's old aunts is in town. Source: SpoilerFix.com
07/05 - Edie offers to her troubled nephew Austin to stay with her permanently. Austin was kicked out of school, went to juvie, sold pot, got a girl pregnant, etc. Julie gets annoyed at Austin's loud music while cleaning his bike. Both of them clash instantly, having very little in common. Source: SpoilerFix.com
07/04 - The second episode will see the addition as a recurring of Austin, Edie Britt’s sexy and bad-boyish 18-year-old nephew. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat


Episode 3.03: A Weekend In The Country
Airdate: October 8, 2006

09/21 - As Bree's honeymoon ends, Gaby encounters John Rowland (Jesse Metcalfe), and Susan and Ian (Dougray Scott) decide to spend a weekend in the country. Meanwhile, Nora continues to make life difficult for Tom and Lynette. Tammy Sinclair: Michelle Pierce. Transsexual: Jazzmun. Source: TV Guide Online
09/20 - As both their lovers linger in comas, Susan and Ian decide to escape for a weekend in the country, while Nora continues to force her way into Lynette and Tom's life. Source: ABC
09/11 - Andrew resurfaces when Bree spots him on the news and ditches her honeymoon to rescue him. Source: Entertainment Weekly
07/26 - The housewife looking for a missing person will have a run in with a transsexual. Source: SpoilerFix.com
07/22 - One housewife finds it difficult to be alone. Especially, when she misinterprets signals given by a man in a restaurant. People are looking for Zach. The stories of Mary Alice killing Zach's birthmother as well as Paul killing Mrs. Huber hit the news. Source: SpoilerFix.com [Note: It is possible that the complete Zach storyline has been tanked to feature Bree looking for her son after Andrew was on the news and talking about his life.]


Episode 3.04: Like It Was
Airdate: Fall 2006

08/07 - At the baseball game, Lynette rescues a kid from a vendor when he bugs the kid who doesn't have enough money to buy cotton candy. During the game, Parker goes up against the best pitcher in the little league and doesn't do too well. The coach wants to take him off the team. One housewife is at the hospital attending on a man. It's "Open House" at the local High School. Bree is in attendance. Gaby must deal not only with Carlos but with police officers. Andrew may appear in this episode. Source: SpoilerFix.com
08/06 - One married man is leading a double life as a gay man. We will meet Danielle's history teacher. There is a kids' baseball game in which Parker takes part. During the game, some teenagers (surely attending the game) display rude behavior. Ida Greenberg's son, who is a doctor, appears in this episode. Source: SpoilerFix.com


Episode 3.05: Nice She Ain't
Airdate: Fall 2006

09/11 - [Gaby and Carlos] have entered the War of the Roses phase of their relationship — living in the same house but doing everything they can to tick each other off. Gaby's latest strike: luring Carlos' old friend into the bedroom for a faux romp — which explains why a bathrobe-clad Longoria is shaking the bejesus out of a designer canopy bed, tossing her head back and giving it her all. As in "Yes, yes! Oh, Phil! Give it to me!" Thinking he's about to have real sex, Phil keeps trying to join Gaby in the sack. She fends him off ("Beat it, Phil. No means no!") while still pretending to get off ("Take me home, Philly! God, you should wear a saddle!"). Frustrated, Phil finally storms out, but an oblivious Gaby continues to bang the bedposts — that is, until Carlos sneaks into the room, taps her on the shoulder, and asks for her car keys. One of the Van De Kamps attempts suicide in a "darkly comic" way. Source: Entertainment Weekly
08/22 - It seems that the person who tried to commit suicide is a female. Julie still gives Austin the cold shoulder. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat
08/19 - Susan brings her famous macaroni and cheese dish at the hospital to help jog Mike's memory. Susan discovers that Edie has been visiting Mike every single day since he woke up. A doctor treats a patient who has attempted suicide. Gabrielle and Carlos still live under the same roof but not "together." Gabrielle brings home Phil Lopez, a man named the Latino Businessman of the Year two years in a row, in order to make Carlos jealous. We meet Detective Ridley’s (played by Ernie Hudson) work partner. Sara, one of Julie’s friends, falls for Austin. Bree orders a crusty motel manager to open a room for her. A dysfunctional family meets a therapist. Danielle, Andrew, and Orson, also appear. Source: SpoilerFix.com


Episode 3.06: Sweatheart, I Have to Confess
Airdate: Fall 2006

09/21 - Songwriter-actress Kathleen York [has] landed [a] recurring role on ABC's hit dramedy "Desperate Housewives." York will play Monique, a beautiful redhead mystery woman. Source: The Hollywood Reporter
09/06 - Someone will tell Bree that Orson is a killer. Of course, Bree won't believe it! Mike's phone number will turn up written on the palm of a dead woman. That is why detectives drop by his hospital room. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat
08/31 - A mysterious red-headed woman in her late 30s named Monique will make her first of several appearances thoughout the season. Monique will only appear in flashbacks. To Susan's displeasure, Edie visits Mike at the hospital again. Source: SpoilerFix.com
08/30 - One housewife reserves a table at a restaurant but not her usual one in a corner, instead, she asks for one in the middle of the room. A tipsy Susan goes to a party with Ian. Mike is visited by two dectectives, on being Dectective Ridley, who have questions to ask about a murder. Bree gets snubbed by some of her friends because she married Orson. Carlos and Gabrielle meet with their respective lawyers to seperare their assets. Source: SpoilerFix.com


Episode 3.07: Title Unknown
Airdate: Fall 2006

09/21 - Matt Roth [has] landed [a] recurring role on ABC's hit dramedy "Desperate Housewives." Roth will play Art, the newest neighbor on Wisteria Lane who buys Mary Alice and Paul Young's house and is immediately befriended by Lynette Scavo after he becomes a hero in a tense situation. Source: The Hollywood Reporter
09/20 - We'll be introduced to a new character during the crisis, a thirtysomething average Joe who ends up saving the day and forging a bond with Lynette. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide
09/19 - One of the blond housewives named in the spoilers below as being a hostage will NOT be a casualty. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat
09/16 - Gabrielle and Carlos are in court where a judge is set to rule on division of assets and alimony. The wife of a supermarket owner takes hostages in the store after she learns some of her husband's secrets. Nora, Lynette, Edie, Austin, and Julie, are amongst those stuck in the supermarket. One of the housewives not in the supermarket wants to trade places with someone in the store. The hostage situation freaks Parker out. Source: SpoilerFix.com
09/11 - We can't wait to see how they handle the supermarket hostage situation in episode 7. "Several of our people are in that market, and not all of them make it out alive," says Keenan, who promises a few dead bodies over the year. "There'll be a little bit of carnage coming along, just coincidentally around the start of sweeps." Source: Entertainment Weekly
07/26 - From the Associated Press, via TV Guide, comes word from series creator Marc Cherry that a November storyline will involve a ''huge hostage situation in a supermarket,'' that Lynette and several other primary characters will be present, that one character will be wounded, and that one lead will be killed. Source: Entertainment Weekly


General Spoilers:

09/18 - Orson: The dreamy dentist becomes a full-time presence as Bree's husband and a man of mystery. "He believes he has found his soul mate," says MacLachlan. "Orson is a mass of contradictions -- he appears to be one thing and continually reveals himself to be more than that." Ian: While tending to his comatomse wife in the hospital, the English publisher finds and unlikely romance with Susan, who's been watching over another coma patient, Mike. "He's bumbling at times," says [Dougray] Scott. "He kind of blossoms after he rediscovers his romantic juices with Susan." Those still rooting for a Susan-Mike reunion, beware: "Ian certainly has aspirations for a long-term romantic relationship." Austin: [Edie's] 18-year-old bad-boy nephew moves in with her and pursues a romance with Susan's daughter, Julie -- much to Susan's horror. "He just stirs up trouble right from the get-go," says [Josh] Henderson. "He has this sarcasm about him that's light and fun. He's charming, funny, and he doesn't play like he is, but he's smart also." Source: Entertainment Weekly
09/11 - [Nora] is going to be living with [the Scavos], from what I hear. And the whole situation will be dipped in nuts. She drives Lynette so crazy, they actually try to hook her up with someone who is currently someone else’s man, someone who may have once mowed the lawn in an evening gown, and the whole situations backfires, badly. Source: Kristin on E!Online
09/11 - Cherry also notes that the mystery will organically bring the women together, as they'll all be concerned about Bree's creepy new husband. The man at the center of it all, MacLachlan, won't spill too much dirt, but he says Orson's secret is "of a psychological nature" and that "he's desperate to make this relationship with Bree work. Anything that tries to knock that apart becomes a threat." He won't have to worry about Mike, at least not right away: Mr. Delfino begins this season in a coma. When Mike finally does come to, "there's something a little off about him, which is going to be fun to play," says Denton. "And he's obviously not happy that this might not have been an accident. He's a little darker." And here's the cherry on top from Cherry: "There'll be a woman coming along to screw up Mike's mind and screw up Susan's happiness." In other Desperate traumas, Lynette will do battle with Nora (Kiersten Warren), the woman with whom Tom fathered a child before he met her. She'll also find herself tempted by an attractive new neighbor. Cherry does offer up one other piping-hot Scavo story line: Lynette quits her ad agency job to help Tom run a pizzeria — a story based on Cherry's father's buying a pizza joint and forcing his family to work there. Down the street, Edie digs her claws into a familiar face and tries to be a good aunt to her troublemaking teenage nephew/new roommate. "Edie definitely has very strong maternal instincts," says Sheridan. "You'll see a very protective side of her this season." And, of course, Gaby and Carlos talk divorce proceedings while proceeding to drive each other bonkers. "It's painfully tantalizing," assures Chavira. "There's a lot of tit for tat and tête-à-têtes." Source: Entertainment Weekly
09/07 - According to Eva Longoria, Marc Cherry knew Marcia Cross was trying to get pregnant and is planning to incorporate the pregnancy in the show. Source: MSNBC
09/01 - ABC is looking into how a rough cut of a sex scene from the new season of Desperate Housewives found its way onto YouTube a month before the episode is scheduled to air. According to Variety, the encounter in question finds Bree begging off a certain, um, "sexual favor" offered by new beau Orson (Kyle MacLachlan) — "I'm a Republican," she contests — but ultimately giving in (and then some) to the gesture. A source tells Variety the steamy scene is still expected to air, but perhaps with trims to what some feel might be too prolonged a climax for the Wisteria Lane redhead. Source: The Ausiello Report
08/30 - During an interview, James Denton revealed that Mike would be in a coma for two episodes and that the November Sweeps death would be a woman we know or will get to know and whom we'll be prominently featured in the first 5 episodes or so. Source: TV Guide
08/23 - Someone will die, but it won't be one of the four leads. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide
08/09 - Anyone wanna guess what hobby Andrew took up shortly after Bree dumped him off on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere? Here's a clue: hustling. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide
08/02 - Carlos and Gabrielle will divorce early on this season. Word on the street is that John will be back. Source: SpoilerFix BuddyTV Spoilers Chat
07/21 - Consulting producer Jeff Greenstein reveals: We spent a lot of time working out the arc of the mystery, and you're going to get a better, more compelling mystery. It's smack-dab in the center of the show. It involves Bree and the man that she has married, Orson, played by Kyle MacLachlan. And at the same time, the show is going to be funnier. [Andrew] will come back, and we learn what he was doing while he was away. We find out what he's been up to by the way Bree finds him. That happens early in the season. We're in the middle of working on the sixth episode, and we're not really doing that much with Lynette at the office. I think most of what you'll be seeing is Lynette's home life and how her life with Tom is threatened by the interloper Nora, and also the fact that she's got a new daughter to attend to in Kayla. Kayla's sort of an enigmatic figure, who becomes more and more interesting as the season moves on. Lynette's going to have some trouble integrating yet another kid into the family. Gabrielle's got a great story. When we pick up at the start of the season, Xiao-Mei is eight and a half months pregnant, so the roles have reversed. Xiao-Mei has been put on bed rest, and now Gabrielle has to wait on her, which is really funny. At the same time, she's going through an increasingly bitter and acrimonious divorce with Carlos. They're trying to hold together the chards of their relationship because they have a kid on the way. So these two trains are converging, and those things will crash into each other early in the season. Source: The Ausiello Report
07/15 - I got a tip that Scottish actor Dougray Scott — most recently the star of NBC's short-lived Heist — is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives this fall as a love interest for Teri Hatcher's Susan. Source: The Ausiello Report
07/13 - Kiersten Warren (the lady that Tom Scavo knocked up before he met Lynette) [...] told me that Desperate Housewives actually starts filming again today, and she'll definitely be around to drive the Scavo's insane for at least six or seven episodes. Source: Kristin on E!Online
07/01 - According to [Kevin] Murphy, [head writer,] early episodes will deal with the emerging relationship between Bree and Orson, which he calls "dark and exciting." The writers are also adding a new love interest for Susan, and turning the story between mutual adulterers Gabrielle and Carlos into a "War of the Roses"-style plot, he said. Source: Variety
07/01 - If Mike recovers from that hit and run (and I’m hearing he will), he’ll be happy to know that Karl won’t be standing in the way of him and Susan anymore. I’m told that Richard Burgi, who plays Teri Hatcher’s ex-hubbie, won’t be meddling much longer, because he’s leaving the show! Source: Kristin on E!Online
06/07/2006 - Susan's getting a new love interest next season. Casting will begin in the next week or two, and the role is for six to eight episodes. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide
05/20/2006 - "We're going to focus on domestic drama at home," Cherry says. "And I'm going to work much harder to criss-cross all the women's stories so that their lives bump up against each other." To help make that possible, Lynette will eventually end up back home, a change that makes Huffman happy. "I loved being at work, but maybe it was time to work my way out of the office," she says. "But I can't just go back to being a stay-at-home mom, because we've seen that done and after a while it's not that fun to watch." Although he's still formulating a Season 3 story line for Susan, Cherry says the character will be dealing with her daughter, Julie, growing up and beginning to date. And Andrea Bowen, who plays Julie, says she's more than ready. "It's time for something a little more spicy," she says. "Julie's just so good." As for romance, all Denton will say is, "I have a lot to do in the finale" — Mike and Susan "sure are cozy." But everyone is keeping mum about whether that might continue in Season 3. "I have no idea where Mike ends up," he says. There will be another big mystery in Season 3, but unlike the Applewhite story, Denton says, it "involves a number of people in the neighborhood that you already care about." One thing that won't change: Mary Alice as narrator. About 15 minutes of the season premiere will catch viewers up on the missing months: "A whole lot will have happened," Cherry says. "We come into their lives at breaking points." Source: USA Today
02/13/2005 - Strong is contracted to be both heard and seen throughout the series' anticipated seven-year run. Source: USA Today