Stuck in having unfunny night with my kids & not feeling too well due to an allergy. therefore, if you have made a fool of yourself today, done something daft, or seen something that made you mess yourself with mirth, then please share it. I could really do with a laugh. thanking you lovely people in advance....
2006-09-22 08:55:02 · 16 answers · asked by Twisty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I made a fabulous dutch apple pie for my boyfriend
he didn't call me like her usually does to tell me he likes something
So I went to his house at lunch like usual & looked at the pie
which HAD NO TOPPING! HE ATE ALL THE G-D TOPPING OFF!!!!!!! Which really pissed me off at the time so I took the pie & thru it across the road
Well he called me 20 minutes later to say hi baby your pie was great
Anyway
it makes me laugh to thiink about me flinging this apple pie everywhere with the neighbors watching
2006-09-22 09:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar Magnolia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seven dwarfs in the bath feeling happy...so Happy got out !!
Sorry, best I can do..except maybe for a little old lady that was standing in front of me at the chemist today having quite an interesting conversation with the pharmacist !
It went something like this:
" There's something wrong with these pills you gave me "
" I'm sorry..what is wrong with them "?
" Well..every time I pop one out to take it..it hits the ceiling " !!
" Oh..that's odd... "
" you're telling me..how am I supposed to take these if I can't even catch them ? "
" OK, well..try popping them into your hand not the ceiling..that might work ..."
I walked out at that point as I could no longer control my laughter, it has to be one of the funniest and most unusual conversations I have ever heard !!
Just picture it.. a very serious old lady in her eighties, and a pharmacist trying to keep a straight face...hopefully it will cheer you up, and I hope you feel better soon .
2006-09-22 09:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Paris69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a new puppy, that will eventually be HUGE. He is almost 6 months old and weighs over 50 pounds, he is a weimaraner. He is so big, that he can put those paws right up on the kitchen counter, which we have been trying to teach him to stop doing. I was getting him a treat and had to pee, I left the treat pushed back on the counter so he couldn't get it. When I walked around the corner into the kitchen after my bathroom break, there was my huge puppy, scared as h*ll, standing on the kitchen counter, scared to jump down and knowing he was in trouble. I couldn't get mad at him, I just had to laugh :-)
2006-09-22 09:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you have an unfunny night with your kids? Make it funny despite your allergies. Your kids should be the sunshine of your life, show them that they are and the fun will come by itself.
2006-09-22 08:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by fisch_maegg 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wasn't today but I asked a customer to write his 'Bonkers Card Number ' on the back of his cheque. His eyes lit up and he said as quick as a flash" Oh!! where can I get one and can you list the things it would entitle me to?"
2006-09-22 09:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Gadget Granny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 min laughg =1 year life
2006-09-22 09:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by flygirl_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
The judge says to Mickey, "You want a divorce from Minnie because you say she's crazy, Do I understand that correctly"?
Mickey replies to the judge, "No sir, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f***ing Goofey"!
2006-09-22 09:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by zero 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was really chucking it down with rain friday and whilst in town this young lad were running for bus when he fell and slipped headlong into a puddle. i burst out laughing he gave me a look that could kill i couldnt resist laughing
2006-09-23 02:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
23 people have been found glued to the ceilings and walls of a train station in Dublin.......Police believethat irish muslims have set off the 1st ''No more nails'' bomb !
2006-09-22 09:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by charlie c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the store today and got some chips and a drink and......he he he!
sorry that's the best I have right now.
2006-09-22 08:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by SST 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋