Would someone cheer me up?? Tell me a joke ,a funny story something. PLEASE!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 07:32:05 · 12 answers · asked by Raineybaby 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
My husband makes me very happy, he is working alot and we have to move our wedding date and everyone wants to tell me what to do reagrding it, that's why eloped the first time.
2006-09-22 07:40:42 · update #1
Thank you everyone, I am stressed out. Had a cigarette today and I quit 1 month ago. Can't wait for happy hour.
2006-09-22 07:46:00 · update #2
A man is walking along the beach when he finds a beautiful bottle...While wiping the sand from it two jeanies pop out and grant the man 4 wishes....The man is instantly at the front door of a beautiful mansion, upon walkin in he is kicking out millions of dollars out of the way to get to the hoards of beautiful women who await them.....All of a sudden there is a knock at the front door. The man opens it to find two men in white sheets and hoods....The two men drag him outside throw a rope around his neck and hang him in the tree....Afterwards, the two men are talking and the one says to the other " I can understand the mansion, the money, and the beautiful women...What I can't understand is why he wanted to be hung like a black man." I know kind of bad but still funny....
2006-09-22 07:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by ladysteelersince1976 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
True story.
My husband was having a bad dayday, so he thought. On my day leaving work I walked outside and running around the corning of the building was a squirrel being chased and pecked in the head by a bird constantly. So, I called my husband and said "you think you're having a bad day, guess what I just saw. It made him laugh and he felt better.
Just when you think you're having a bad day, remember someone else is having it worst (even animals). Peace
2006-09-22 14:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there were two guys arrested for growing marijuana plants. The plants got to be six feet high before they were discovered, and the only way they were discovered was that they were seen carrying water to the place where they had them planted. They had found a spot in the park that is owned by the city
2006-09-22 14:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by mr. Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a man visiting Jerusalem with his family and mother in law.
His mother in law passed away. So they explained to him we can ship her body overseas for 5K or you can bury her here for 1K.
He thought about it and then decided no he would take her back to the states.
The medical examiner commented that he must really love his mother in law to spend that much money to send her back to the states.
The man replied that wasn't the reason , but because once a man was buried in Jerusalem and he rose from the dead.
2006-09-22 14:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by shae 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your day can't be as bad as a Lepers..........Wanna know why single women can't pass gas?..............They don't have an asshole yet............get it? (men are assholes) um...........A construction job is posted in the paper in North Carolina...........Two men apply and are asked to come in for further testing and an interview....The first man to show up was from New York and the second, a local boy. The two begin their tests and oddly finish at the same time.....The interviewer then comes in and asks each of them why they should be hired for the job.
New Yorker: "Well I have the experience and feel that my experience in New York would be a benefit to your company"
Local Boy: "Well I'm good ol' North Carolina boy, and I know the ropes a lot better than any Yankee!"
The Interviewer tells them they both were excellent candidates for the job in that they both scored the same on their tests.......In fact they both missed the same question....The interviewer turns his head and looks at the new yorker, "Welcome aboard, you've got the job!"
INfuriated the North Carolina boy says: "WHy in the Hell does he get the job if we both missed the same question?"
Interviewer: " Well, he answered, "I don't know" and you put down, "me either"
2006-09-22 14:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by arielchrisandjunior 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man! "notyochic" is mean. Raineybaby why are u down??? Think about the lovely things that your husband does for you and the fun times ya'll have had and I bet you, you will cheer up. Thats what i do!!
2006-09-22 14:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by **What??** 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could be worse. You could be the one who has to actually test all of those anal thermometers at Johnson and Johnson (since each one is tested before shipping). Ouch!
2006-09-22 14:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Know it all 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was this hooker flagging down this cab.Te cab driver wanted some sex so he pull over she gets in and thecab driver said how much? the hooker told him$40.00 he said O.K the cab driver to her way out in the woods.When they were finished the cab driver said you no it's going to cost you $40.00 to get back to town!!!!
2006-09-22 15:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by funnynotlost 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Utopia lies at the horizon.
When I draw nearer by two steps,
it retreats two steps.
If I proceed ten steps forward,
it swiftly slips ten steps ahead.
No matter how far I go, I can never reach it.
What, then, is the purpose of utopia?
That is its purpose: to keep us walking."
Hope that helps a bit dear.
2006-09-22 14:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're beautiful!
2006-09-22 14:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by NaVy WiFeY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋